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September 25th, 2003

Hey, this isn’t my bed!

This morning I was startled awake by a sound outside and when I opened my eyes, I had no clue where I was. I certainly wasn’t in my bed. Turns out, I was on the downstairs couch. Apparently, in between turning off The Daily Show and getting off the couch, I fell asleep. I have no idea how it happened, but I must have been pretty darn tired.

It’s a pretty rare thing that I fall asleep for a long period of time without making it to bed first, but it does happen. And usually on our downstairs couch, which is quite comfortable once you get horizontal. Is this a common thing? Do people with actual jobs in the morning and spouses upstairs often fall asleep before they can haul themselves to bed?

Oh, the one downside of falling asleep downstairs: no Chillow.

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