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November 6th, 2003

The Best Thing Ever (That I’ll Never Buy)

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Jeff Gordon Branding Iron. Finally! All your meats belong to Jeff!

If that’s not quite your thing, though, the USA Branding Iron may fill the bill. Show those terrorists that we not only eat and grill animals – we brand them, too!

If anyone’s still looking for my Christmas gift, you know what to do. This would look great on some grilled tofu.

Posted in Miscellaneous

FROM: Mike [E-Mail]
DATE: Thursday November 6, 2003 -- 8:48:42 am
Thank you...that gives me a head start on Christmas shopping for my sister.

FROM: Paul
DATE: Thursday November 6, 2003 -- 11:16:21 am
I knew deep down that this would be perfect for you or someone close to you, Mike.

FROM: Mike [E-Mail]
DATE: Thursday November 6, 2003 -- 1:09:44 pm
I may get the Penn State one for myself, though I don't make a lot of steaks, so it might be a waste of money.

I do, however, have a cat who could use a little school spirit.

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