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November 6th, 2003

The Best Thing Ever (That I’ll Never Buy)

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Jeff Gordon Branding Iron. Finally! All your meats belong to Jeff!

If that’s not quite your thing, though, the USA Branding Iron may fill the bill. Show those terrorists that we not only eat and grill animals – we brand them, too!

If anyone’s still looking for my Christmas gift, you know what to do. This would look great on some grilled tofu.

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