The Daily Ping

FROM: Dave Walls [E-Mail]
DATE: Wednesday November 26, 2003 -- 12:39:34 am

Yes, you too can have that "I'm locked up in this room with padded walls" feel to it with the Metro Urban Mira Toilet!

That has gotta be one C-C-C-COLD toilet seat. I don't care how cool it looks, it's not worth the pain.

I'm cringing in specific areas of my body right now, just thinking about sitting on a cold stainless steel toilet.

That's just not right.

FROM: Ryan [E-Mail]
DATE: Wednesday November 26, 2003 -- 12:21:50 pm

Pillows are meant to be cold, not toilet seats.

FROM: Ace High
DATE: Wednesday November 26, 2003 -- 2:03:42 pm

From what I understand, most toilets in our newer prisons are stainless steel and not porcelan.

FROM: Jamie
DATE: Wednesday November 26, 2003 -- 4:43:39 pm

I actually work for a company who used to sell warm toilet seats. A little pricey but very comfy!
http://www.knovelty.com/warmseat.htm

FROM: Dave Walls [E-Mail]
DATE: Wednesday November 26, 2003 -- 7:18:56 pm

That's a great item, Jamie. That's what America is really all about: Cold Pillows and Warm Toilet Seats.

God bless America.

FROM: Kris
DATE: Wednesday November 26, 2003 -- 8:29:39 pm

Funny....this is my first time on the site....after stopping up my toilet with what must have been my greatest accomplishment to date, I looked to good ole' MSNsearch for "clogged toilets". Alas, you have covered this topic and gave some great suggestions. Tried em, unfortunately waiting for the sulfuric acid to try its thing. Anyhoo, the coldest toilet seat is the side of my bathtub as a hang my ass in my makeshift potty. (number one only..number two has to wait until I get to work)..thanks for a great bit of wit and wisdom in an otherwise crappy(and cold) ass of a day!

FROM: Kate
DATE: Monday December 1, 2003 -- 12:48:22 pm

Let me get this right.... cold, metal toilet seats? Something might get stuck! How would you get out of that one? (And I'm not talking about the dog's tongue, either.)

FROM: Marcus Mackey
DATE: Friday December 12, 2003 -- 9:53:01 am

What, no gold plated option? No bling on the ping for the Ding Pong? Outrage...

Oh well, maybe we can find a heated leather one someplace. Maybe something in a Gucci or Ralph Lauren collection...

Or... ::thinking about dinner last night::

Maybe Recaro or Sparco with a 5-point harness?

FROM: Brad [E-Mail]
DATE: Thursday December 29, 2005 -- 3:33:15 pm

Home Depot carries a Kohler heated toilet seat now as well. Has anyone tried one?

FROM: Brad
DATE: Thursday December 29, 2005 -- 3:33:54 pm

URL to Home Depot/Kohler heated seat: http://www.homedepot.com/prel80/HDUS/EN_US/jsearch/product.jsp?pn=174994