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March 13th, 2004

The P-Mate

It’s been a while since we had a good Ping in the “toilets” category. If bathroom-related talk isn’t your thing, you might want to move on.

Thanks to Pinger aharris for pointing out this gem of a product:

The P-Mate

If the women in the audience haven’t had luck with the free advice the Net has to offer, perhaps the P-Mate can help you… well… do your thing standing up. And when you can, why not wear a t-shirt to announce it?

Posted in Toilets

FROM: jk
DATE: Saturday March 13, 2004 -- 10:22:11 am
I think I'd spill it. I can imagine someone bumping into me or my hitting my elbow on the wall or something and dumping the contents all over my shoes. No thank you.

FROM: aharris
DATE: Saturday March 13, 2004 -- 3:08:21 pm
jk: why would someone bump into you while you were using the bathroom? Do you pee at urinals you make a habit of using this bathroom? :)

FROM: jk
DATE: Saturday March 13, 2004 -- 5:07:03 pm
I assume I'd be using it....I don't know....where.....hmmm. Somewhere that I can't flush? And I'd have to dispose of it somehow?

I once peed into a soda cup while INSIDE a Ford Escort, under a blanket, outside a Bruce Springsteen concert.

I'd much rather be left to my own inventiveness than use the p-mate.

FROM: Robert [E-Mail]
DATE: Saturday March 13, 2004 -- 8:47:07 pm
It closes properly around your pee-opening without making any mess while peeing.

That is the funniest sentence I've read in my entire life.

FROM: Maria
DATE: Wednesday April 28, 2004 -- 6:56:24 am
It actually works very well. I got one during Mardi Gras in New Orleans and it was a life saver because of the filthy bathrooms.

FROM: Kate
DATE: Wednesday April 28, 2004 -- 5:21:24 pm
Eww. Inventive, but eww.

FROM: toni
DATE: Wednesday September 15, 2004 -- 12:22:38 pm
i used them first at glastonbury,it felt funny standing having a pee, but hey! i didnt loose all my loose change out of my pocket while trying to squat and not touch the seat . i'd use them all the time if they were easy to buy. when they get to this country i'd buy them straight away. what a fantastic invention.

FROM: Kayla
DATE: Friday November 12, 2004 -- 10:27:43 pm
Who the f*** thought og this? I know they weren't black!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because usually if you can't duck it f*** it.

FROM: Jayne
DATE: Wednesday March 23, 2005 -- 4:56:33 pm
I also tried this at glastonbury and it works very well. now available on the net at

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