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June 8th, 2004

Low-Carb Potato

Oh for the love of God, can we just stop with the stupid low-carb shit already? It’s not going to work in the long term, and I don’t want two sticks of bacon-wrapped butter for breakfast, thankyouverymuch!

(Yes, I know, it’s a “lifestyle change.” Just like this thing.)

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