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June 8th, 2004

Low-Carb Potato

Oh for the love of God, can we just stop with the stupid low-carb shit already? It’s not going to work in the long term, and I don’t want two sticks of bacon-wrapped butter for breakfast, thankyouverymuch!

(Yes, I know, it’s a “lifestyle change.” Just like this thing.)

Posted in Food and Beverage

FROM: Dave Walls [E-Mail]
DATE: Tuesday June 8, 2004 -- 12:35:42 pm
MMMM....bacon-wrapped butter....

I can feel my arteries closing now.

FROM: Artimus
DATE: Tuesday June 8, 2004 -- 3:12:08 pm
This has to do with the Lawn Jarts, if ever you find someone getting rid of a set of these beauties, I am in need of another good set for our team games, just drop me an e-mail. Thanks!

FROM: Ryan [E-Mail]
DATE: Tuesday June 8, 2004 -- 3:15:29 pm
Way to stay on topic, dummy!

FROM: Greg
DATE: Tuesday June 8, 2004 -- 3:50:57 pm
Maybe Artimus can shape the low carb potato into a lawn dart. They're not going to be good for anything else.

FROM: Paul
DATE: Tuesday June 8, 2004 -- 5:00:22 pm
Greg, that's a great idea: Low-Carb EXTREME Lawn Darts!

FROM: Dave Walls [E-Mail]
DATE: Tuesday June 8, 2004 -- 6:15:24 pm
Low-carb potatoes, darts, midgets, it doesn't matter what you bring, I will still defeat you all in the lawn-toss. Bring it. ;)

FROM: Matt
DATE: Thursday June 10, 2004 -- 12:39:13 am
LOL- I hate all this low carb shit. In fact, I have decided I hate about 99.9% of what people talk about on a regular basis. All this low carb nonsense is a trend like furbys, and gigapets, and aids uh...

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