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June 18th, 2004

Off the Rack

There is one small pleasure in life I will probably never experience: pants that fit, off the rack.

Oh sure, most shirts do. But when you’re the same height as your co-Pingmaster (which is the same height at Neve Campbell,) it’s hard to find pants with the proper inseam. Which is why, of course, almost everything has to be hemmed.

Do you find that you can get clothes off the rack that fit just fine? Or do you have to do something fancy schmancy to make them work?

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