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January 13th, 2005

A Reunion, But Not Mine

A few months ago I went to my 10-year high school reunion. And that fact is the only possible reason I can think of that made me flip on the unbelievably terrible third season of High School Reunion on the WB a month or so ago.

And I am 100% ashamed to admit that since then, I’ve watched every episode. Thank God it’s almost over (next week is “The Prom”!) because it’s stupid and I hate it. I hate the show itself and I hate the people on it. I hate that there are people named Nikol, Brien, and Eze (seriously, what the hell?). And I hate the fact that I watch it anyway. Don’t I have better things to do?

How the heck did Tara (“The Baby Sister”) get invited? She didn’t even graduate with the rest of those tools! And why didn’t Brian ever get his own hall pass while Jim got somewhere in the neighborhood of 40?

I hate you, High School Reunion! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!

See you next week, High School Reunion.

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