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February 27th, 2005

Blanket Stealer or Blanket Pusher

When you wake up in the morning, are all of the blankets bunched up around you, or are they shoved onto the floor? I’ve been accused by being a blanket stealer, but I can assure you, my wife is the blanket stealer, no matter what she says. And if the blankets do happen to wind up on my side, it’s because she’s a blanket pusher. I swear.

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