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March 13th, 2005

Newsflash: Jessica Simpson is actually a good actress!

I was watching one of the recent Twilight Zone episodes this weekend and Jessica Simpson guest starred on one of the episodes. I have news to report:

She’s actually a pretty good actress.

Or at least in this role, a babysitter specializing in child development who has to babysit a creepy kid whose dolls come to life (isn’t that the subject of half the episodes of Twilight Zone?). It was restrained, not the least bit dopey, and actually somewhat believable. Who woulda’ guessed?!

Posted in Miscellaneous

FROM: dave
DATE: Sunday March 13, 2005 -- 8:19:11 am
Ryan, if you follow this up with a Ping on how Icy Blu actually was a good singer, then I'll know the Apocalypse is here.



FROM: Chris [E-Mail]
DATE: Sunday March 13, 2005 -- 9:29:07 am
Tomorrow on The Ping, Ryan renouces the vegan lifestyle and comsume a 22 oz Poterhouse steak in one sitting.

Or not.



FROM: Ryan [E-Mail]
DATE: Sunday March 13, 2005 -- 10:49:58 am
Dave -- Wow, Icy Blu. I'm seriously impressed.

Chris -- I've got blood dripping from my mouth as we speak. I like it raw!



FROM: jk
DATE: Sunday March 13, 2005 -- 5:24:40 pm
Of COURSE she can act. Half of her antics on Newlyweds must be acting. No one could be that naive and then be able to perform on stage with such confidence.

On a personal note, she convinced me that I can wear platform sandals and not tip over. Woo hoo!!



FROM: A Good Actress? In your dreams!
DATE: Sunday March 13, 2005 -- 6:52:11 pm
Jessica Simpson isn't an actress, she only plays one in the movies (ditto for everyone else in her field of employment)!



FROM: Ken
DATE: Sunday March 13, 2005 -- 7:35:50 pm
She is going to be in the new dukes of hazzard movie as daisy duke (i wouldnt have guessed)



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