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March 19th, 2005

Do Not Eat

The coolest (and strangest) “Do Not Eat” silica packet I’ve ever seen:

Do Not Eat

It’s Scarface with the longest arms ever eating Ageless Brand Oxygen Absorber! And missing his mouth by a mile!

Posted in Just Plain Odd

JustGoogleIt August 30, 2007, 8:13 pm

that dimebag just contains good ol’ iron filings, some table salt, and some rocks that are similar to pummice …reminds me of Quarry Cold Cereal from saturday night live. rip it open and stick a screwdriver in it: you’ll pull out the magnetic bits.

so go ahead and gulp it down (unwrap it first). it’ll just soak up a couple drops of water from your stomach and make your innards a bit rusty.

heck, next time you get a package in some food, treat it like those nutrasweet packets at restaurants and use it right on the food as a seasoning or spice!

GoodCallTherePal October 26, 2009, 4:09 am

well timmy, dont mind the warning their acroally quite tasty. have you ever eaten a screwdriver? its similar in texture but a bit more salty.

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