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March 24th, 2005

Change Physics

If you could change any one thing about the way physics (and science, really) work in our universe, what would it be?

For me? Easy. I’d make gravity optional. Oh sure, we’d lose basketball. But just think of how much easier it would be to hang things on walls, make buildings, etc. Elevators would be a thing of the past, too. Forget flying cars – we’re talking flying people.

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