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July 7th, 2005

Don’t Pee In Public

Thanks to Pinger/co-worker Aanen for passing along today’s gem of a site…

In Norway, there’s a stretch of land that people use as a bathroom. It’s too frequent, according to some, and signs have been posted asking the tourists to use public toilets instead. But, the signs are being ignored by many… and those many may wind up on this site, where public pee-ers (peers? peeers?) become even more public.

Next time you’re in the woods taking care of business, if you hear something that sounds like a shutter clicking, don’t be surprised to find yourself online.

(This picture cracks me up because of the look on the woman’s face.)

Posted in Toilets

FROM: Paul
DATE: Thursday July 7, 2005 -- 10:08:03 am
There's a stretch of land in Chicago where people pee in public, too. It's called the Red Line.

FROM: snaily
DATE: Thursday July 7, 2005 -- 11:20:18 am
a couple of years ago my mom and i were driving down broward boulevard (florida) when we saw this woman standing in front of a burger king. she was looking around somewhat suspiciously for a while, and then i guess decided she had to go. so she pulled down her pants and peed right on a busy road FILLED with traffic. people have a lot of nerve.

FROM: Aanen
DATE: Thursday July 7, 2005 -- 11:49:15 am
I remember when I was living in Germany there was a group of Gypsies that were camping by one of the onramps to the autobahn. I looked over and sure enough, there was an old woman using the bathroom.

FROM: dave
DATE: Thursday July 7, 2005 -- 12:52:19 pm
I was once on the yellow line (heh) in DC when a woman, clearly inebriated in some fashion, squatted down in the back corner of the car and let fly. Giggling the whole time, and remarking about her weak bladder.

FROM: Ryan [E-Mail]
DATE: Thursday July 7, 2005 -- 1:43:07 pm
I've seen three separate incidents of puking on the DC metro, but no peeing incidents.

FROM: snaily
DATE: Thursday July 7, 2005 -- 1:58:32 pm
there was a weird news article about a year ago about how state troopers and other misfortunate people are finding one gallon jugs on the side of the road filled with urine and feces. one theory is that truckers get too lazy to go to a rest stop so they... well i guess you can figure out the rest

FROM: Joseph
DATE: Thursday July 7, 2005 -- 5:15:18 pm
The Long Island Rail Road is a bad place to be after about 10pm. I don't know if people pee on the floor or the facilities just get full and overflow. They seem to be the same thing as port-a-potties--just a tank of blue fluid with a seat on it. Anyway, the two times I've ridden on the train after hours, it's been flooded and nasty smelling. The foul liquid just sloshes back and forth as the car accelerates and decelerates.

One time, in a traffic jam in both directions on the interstate, I saw a guy who pulled over into the median strip squatting. He put a poncho over his head, but it didn't cover his ass. He was clearly taking a dump and everyone could see. He could have put the poncho around his waist while pretending to change the tire, I guess. That way, no one could tell that he was dumping, regardless of whether they could see his face--but when you're drunk, you don't think well.

The traffic started moving again before I could see what happened next, because a police car was moving up the median slowly approaching him and was only about twenty-five feet away by the time I had to drive on.

Imagine explaining that one to a judge.

DATE: Thursday July 28, 2005 -- 10:53:56 am

DATE: Wednesday November 2, 2005 -- 12:24:26 pm

FROM: Blaze Starr
DATE: Saturday November 5, 2005 -- 4:39:38 pm
South America has a soccer stadium that is about as big as they come. They had to do major repairs cause piss was causing a reaction that was killing the steel framework. Many soccer fans piss over the side at the fans from the side!

FROM: Billy
DATE: Monday January 30, 2006 -- 6:00:58 pm
Hmm pissing in public...thats sound like fun acutally. My friend pissed on a McDonalds drive through one time! But he was totally intoxicated so i guess thats doesn't count for the topic we are discussing here.

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