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September 13th, 2005

Brilliant Idea

Why don’t they make smelling salt air fresheners? They could market them as safety devices that help you stay awake for long drives.

“Now with extra strength salts, for truckers!”

Posted in Consumer Commentary

DATE: Tuesday September 13, 2005 -- 9:15:52 am
They would make your nose sting constantly. The thought alone makes my eyes water 8::: - (

FROM: Ryan [E-Mail]
DATE: Tuesday September 13, 2005 -- 9:38:59 am
But you'd be awake!

FROM: Joe Revees
DATE: Tuesday September 13, 2005 -- 10:50:23 am
And your sinuses would be clear!

FROM: Robert [E-Mail]
DATE: Tuesday September 13, 2005 -- 5:03:10 pm
Wouldn't that be like using a road flare to light your candles?

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