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January 3rd, 2006

Worst Rap Battle, Indeed

Like everybody else on the net, I’ve been geeking out on the stupid videos people post. One of my favorites, without a doubt, is the Worst Rap Battle, which truly lives up to its name.

A couple of kids from suburban America who have seen 8 Mile too many times attempt to freestyle off the dome in the hallway of their middle school. The problem is the kids can orate about as well as President Bush (zing!). One painful punchline (complete with requisite “oooooo!” from the “crowd”) takes five or six times as long to deliver as it should. It’s both phenomenal and atrocious at the same time.

“You’re so gay that you… you… don’t know what to say.”

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