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January 3rd, 2006

Worst Rap Battle, Indeed

Like everybody else on the net, I’ve been geeking out on the stupid videos people post. One of my favorites, without a doubt, is the Worst Rap Battle, which truly lives up to its name.

A couple of kids from suburban America who have seen 8 Mile too many times attempt to freestyle off the dome in the hallway of their middle school. The problem is the kids can orate about as well as President Bush (zing!). One painful punchline (complete with requisite “oooooo!” from the “crowd”) takes five or six times as long to deliver as it should. It’s both phenomenal and atrocious at the same time.

“You’re so gay that you… you… don’t know what to say.”

Posted in Miscellaneous

FROM: Jeremy [E-Mail]
DATE: Tuesday January 3, 2006 -- 8:04:44 pm
Subject: Annoying TV People

If you are ever in St. Louis, avoid KMOV. The station's "education" reporter Anne Steffens, is one of the worst on TV.



FROM: Robert [E-Mail]
DATE: Tuesday January 3, 2006 -- 8:31:14 pm
So . . . are these kids both really gay or was that a put-up? I mean, were they both taking some artistic license?



FROM: Ryan [E-Mail]
DATE: Wednesday January 4, 2006 -- 1:05:04 am
Subject: Annoying Ping Commenters Who Can't Find the Proper Ping and Thus Comment On the Wrong One

Stop it.



FROM: Dale
DATE: Wednesday February 8, 2006 -- 11:46:00 am
Is Steffans that lanky zoo chick? Ugg



FROM: Jared
DATE: Saturday March 18, 2006 -- 9:54:53 pm
You got it. And, "lanky zoo chick" is putting it mildly.



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