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September 23rd, 2006

Two people that really annoy me

(Sorry for the downtime today — another attack caused our host to disable us temporarily. Sigh.)

Would anyone like to join me in kidnapping Rachel Ray and Emeril Legasse and throwing them into the lion cage at the zoo? It would serve the double purpose of getting rid of televisions two most annoying food show hosts and feeding some friendly carnivorous cats.

Posted in Food and Beverage, Television, Movies, and Music

Steve A September 24, 2006, 2:38 am

Please tell me you’re NOT joking! I’d be there in a second. I wanna hear a lion go “Bam *THIS*!”


jk September 24, 2006, 3:32 am

I am annoyed by people who cause me to be forbidden from visiting the Ping!

I like Rachael.

I used to LOVE Bob Bloomer, the Surreal Gourmet. Does anyone remember him? Food TV dropped him. I do actually still love him.

Abbey September 24, 2006, 3:47 am

Have you ever noticed that Rachel Ray puts onions in EVERYTHING?

Merle September 24, 2006, 2:58 pm

Oh, please do. I’d give money to see that.

Be sure to oil down the bars with several gallons of EVOO, too.

Steve A September 25, 2006, 4:21 am

I remember Bob. Loved his trailer.

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