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May 21st, 2007


No, this Ping is not about the early 90’s metal(-ish) band that collaborated with Onyx on the theme song from the Judgement Night soundtrack.

Instead, it’s to tell you that I now know where to deposit certain type of bodily fluids. See, I took the stairs up to my office today and right there on the steps were two locked metal boxes with large biohazard symbols on them. Usually, they’re under the stairwell, but today they were placed on the steps, surely to inform people what belonged in them. A large, bright sticker informed me that the one box was for “blood and urine only.”

Hooray! I don’t think I’ll be eating lunch today!

Posted in Just Plain Odd

Ryan May 21, 2007, 7:58 pm

Just wanted to add the exact wording of the sticker on the box:


Mmmm… specimens…

Aanen May 23, 2007, 12:49 pm

Sounds like someone kept breaking into it or something.

Merle May 26, 2007, 5:26 pm

You know, the first thing I think of when I see a locked box just sitting out in the open is “hmm, I wonder if there are recreational drugs or a whole lot of cash in there!”.

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