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May 25th, 2007

If I Could Have One Thing…

If I could have just one thing in this would, it would be a toaster that prints a 12×12 image on the bread. Finally, favicon toast!

Or perhaps a printing system for food that lets you put color images on cakes (we’ve all seen that before, though).

In similar news…

This patent is stupid.

And this is the least interesting press release ever.

Posted in Food and Beverage, Just Plain Odd

Paul May 25, 2007, 3:02 pm

“Penny claims that the printers have proved reliable and that he is confident that they will be able to meet future increases in productivity.” SAID THE ROBOT.

Aanen May 25, 2007, 3:17 pm

Why waste the money to advertise on something that is normally covered up anyway? I mean, don’t people usually and ketchup and relish and all that other good stuff to burgers and hot dogs?

Paul McAleer May 25, 2007, 11:31 pm

I feel like I’m missing out here in England, we don’t have 12 x 12 bread to print on… could you do 6 x 4’s on your proster/toanter?

Ryan May 26, 2007, 12:31 am

Uh-oh… another Paul McAleer!

Dave Walls May 26, 2007, 3:29 pm

Uh-oh…another Paul McAleer!

So which one do we shoot?!?

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