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September 1st, 2007

Henry Rollins Does Ringtones

One thing is certain: almost every ringtone sucks. In the workplace I get to hear a rousing MIDI samba and the theme to The Office nearly thrice a day.

I’m pleased to share some Henry Rollins ringtones with you, then, to combat the lousy stuff that’s out there. Probably the best, work safest one? “Hey, this is Henry Rollins. Answer your phone, or I’m gonna smash it on your head.”

Excellent.

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