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September 19th, 2007

The Laziest Company Name

If you have a company and you’re completely lazy and uncreative, here’s what to name your business:

American _______ Company

And make sure to use an American flag as part of your branding. Because when you’re American Recycling Company, nothing is more patriotic than waste disposal!

I wonder if Azerbaijan has a similar problem with lazy companies. Is there an Azerbaijan Broadcasting Company? Or Azerbaijan Skiing Company? Or Azerbaijan Cyanamid Company?

Posted in Consumer Commentary

Anna October 3, 2007, 1:35 pm

What’s even worse than lazy company names are names that are completely made up and make no sense whatsoever – like Accenture – who the hell came up with that one?

Paul October 4, 2007, 6:34 pm

American Accenture Company would be better still.

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