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September 18th, 2007

Pleated Pants

I’ll admit it: there was a time in my life when I thought pleated pants were okay.

It was a dark, dark time. I thought that having two big pleats over my lower stomach would look just fine. Or worse, I thought they would look good. But you know, ever since I noticed that flat-front pants just look better, pleats look really weird to me. I mean, look.

Apparently it’s a matter of fashion, not practicality which I guess means I’m into high fashion now. Go figure.

Pleats bother me.

Posted in Everyday Life

jk September 18, 2007, 1:49 pm

Pleats are never ok. Ever. Except in curtains.

Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.

Monica September 18, 2007, 6:32 pm

pleats are okay in skirts. But pants… no. They’re only an enabling style for guys who want to pull their pants up OVER their stomachs.

Amy September 18, 2007, 8:47 pm

Pleats can only serve one purpose. To give those with the lower orb front ass more “give” after a lunch of Pizza Shooters, Shrimp Poppers, and Extreme Fajitas.

BooYah December 18, 2007, 5:03 pm

Pleats rule.

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