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November 29th, 2007

Picture it

Don’t bother me for the rest of the day, for I’ll be reading Golden Girls quotes.

Blanche: Mel makes me feel young and beautiful and special. When we’re together we laugh a lot.
Sophia: Why wouldn’t you, you’re both naked.

Blanche: I tried giving up sex.
Dorothy: I guess you fell off the wagon.
Sophia: And on to a naval base!

Sophia: Rose, I found my lucky handkerchief.
Rose: Where was it?
Sophia: It was in my bra.
Rose: What was it doing in your BRA?!
Sophia: It was blowing my breasts, Rose!

[The Girls’ airconditioning broke down and Sophia is standing in front of the opened refrigerator while exposing herself]
Dorothy: Ma, what the hell are you doing?!
Sophia: I’m giving the left-over meatloaf a thrill – what do you think I’m doing, it’s hot as hell in here!
Dorothy: Well, close it before the food spoils.
Sophia: Okay. [covers herself]
Dorothy: I meant the refrigerator!

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