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September 21st, 2008

Xcelerator Hand-Dryers

I used a public restroom recently that had the Xcelerator Hand Dryer installed.

Folks: this thing is scary. And scary good.

Imagine, if you will, a hand dryer so powerful that it sounds (and feels) like it’s jet-engine-powered… a hand-dryer so strong, that it literally makes the skin on your hand do the crazy G-Force wave… a hand-dryer so strong that you could probably use it without soap because it would just blow the germs right the hell off your hands… a hand-dryer so loud that it not only make my two-year-old cry, but completely drowned out the sound of that very cry.

In the Ping Bathroom of the Future, this puppy is right next to the supercharged wifi-enabled bidet.

Posted in Consumer Commentary, Toilets

Dave Walls September 25, 2008, 1:27 am

I see your Xcelerator and raise you a Dyson Airblade. I used a restroom at Logan airport a few weeks ago, and it had one of those. My hands, which were soaking wet going in, were dry in…5 seconds?

Crazy good, indeed.

Panther chick January 5, 2009, 3:29 pm

I can share several locations of both. Both amazing machines!

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