A dream I had the other night:
I was in New York, walking around as I am wont to do. I walk past a news reporter talking into a camera and notice that it’s Britney Spears. Apparently, she’s now a CNN correspondent. She’s soliciting passersby for their comment on a random question. Given my good luck in situatons like these, I stepped up.
Her question, “Why do you think it’s so windy out?”
My response, “I blame President Bush.”