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March 3rd, 2010

Britney Spears, News Anchor

A dream I had the other night:

I was in New York, walking around as I am wont to do. I walk past a news reporter talking into a camera and notice that it’s Britney Spears. Apparently, she’s now a CNN correspondent. She’s soliciting passersby for their comment on a random question. Given my good luck in situatons like these, I stepped up.

Her question, “Why do you think it’s so windy out?”

My response, “I blame President Bush.”

Posted in Just Plain Odd, Politics

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