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September 8th, 2010

Ponytails on Men Freak Me Out a Little

Here’s a secret that is no longer a secret: I have an irrational distrust of men with ponytails.

I can’t say that I’m sure when it started, but I suspect the fault lies partly with Tony Little. Yes, oddly plastic fitness pitchman Tony Little. You see, he freaks me out. Should I see him whilst flipping through channels on TV, I’ll pause for a moment, feel weird, and then move on.

I know that all ponytailed men are not Tony Little. But it’s now hard for me to not see a little Tony in all of them.

Posted in Everyday Life

Ryan September 8, 2010, 11:01 pm

I have a similar distrust of men who wear cowboy hats.

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