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March 4th, 2012

My keys are out of control


My key count has ballooned within the past few weeks. Now I’ve got a couple of car key fobs, house keys, garage keys, office keys, and all sorts of stupid things on my key ring.

So I’ll echo my question from a few years ago: what do people do when they have lots of keys?

Posted in Everyday Life, Get Off My Lawn

COD March 5, 2012, 1:57 pm

I’ve taken my two office keys off my keyring and I store them in my briefcase. I can’t imagine a scenario when I would be at the office without my bag. That helps a little. However, with 3 car keys now, two of them oversized fobs, I’m once again not happy with my key situation.

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