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August 22nd, 2012

100 Grand

We’ve talked very, very little on this site about 100 Grand.

I have to say that it’s kind of underrated. It’s a solid candy bar. But don’t let my analysis sway you. Listen to NestlĂ©, the very people who make this tasty bar:

100 GRAND® provides richer, more rewarding snack experience because of its crunchy chocolate, abundance of soft, chewy caramel and inherent association with money.

Uh… hm. Right. I guess I think of it as more rewarding? Oh, reward? They’re being cute, right? Money, reward – I get it now. It’s nice that it’s soft and chewy and chocolate-y without being too cloying.

In short, it’s worth at least $99,999.

Posted in Food and Beverage

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