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September 24th, 2012

Mattress Sale!

Hey, everyone! Good news!

If there’s a mattress store near you, or even not near you, it’s having a mattress sale now. Right now! You could be reading this in 2017 and it would still be true.

I challenge you to find me a mattress store that is not having a sale. Hurry – this offer won’t last long!

Posted in Consumer Commentary, Everyday Life

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