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November 3rd, 2012

A proposition

Those bogus “your auto warranty has expired” mailings have started coming via phone recently. I’ve been receiving frequent calls on both my home and cell phones. These scumbags ignore the Do Not Call list and try to scam folks out of money by selling them a bullshit warranty extension. Clearly the FTC isn’t doing squat, so here’s my proposition:

LOUD NOISES.

Next time one of these jerks calls, keep them on the line just long enough to blast their eardrums with a supersonic noise that will make their brains explode. Like a baby screeching or something.

Who’s in?

Posted in Consumer Commentary

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