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November 14th, 2003

Holiday Shopping

It’s a little early but, uh, have you started shopping for the holidays yet?

My response is a big, fat no. I’ll probably start on the day everyone loves – the day after Thanksgiving. And I’ll only be buying Chillows for everyone.

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