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January 21st, 2000

I scare myself

Here is an actual monologue I gave in my sleep the other night:

For the centipede.

Legs and fat men with interest rates.

Why is everybody editting comments in all the stuffies?

Jesus, what was that all about? You just yanked back the presentation of the movie. It hurt my neck.

Seriously… that’s a little weird. -ram

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