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January 21st, 2000

I scare myself

Here is an actual monologue I gave in my sleep the other night:

For the centipede.

Legs and fat men with interest rates.

Why is everybody editting comments in all the stuffies?

Jesus, what was that all about? You just yanked back the presentation of the movie. It hurt my neck.

Seriously… that’s a little weird. -ram

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FROM: Robert
DATE: Sunday February 27, 2000 -- 3:14:39PM
The second one reminds me of a guy who drives around Fredericksburg in a car sporting the words "I Love Fat Women" all over it in flourescent paint. His license is says "I LV FAT". That, my friend, is weird.

DATE: Saturday January 1, 2005 -- 2:07:33 pm

DATE: Saturday January 1, 2005 -- 2:07:35 pm

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