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April 21st, 2000

Today in Stupidity

This is an actual story of stupidity taken to astonishing levels.

A Queens, NY school board member took a tour of some of the schools in District 30 and was astonished at the state of the bathrooms. The kids didn’t have TP, soap, or towels. He decided that this problem was easily enough fixed: require more frequent stocking of the bathrooms, so he put it up for a vote.

His proposition was defeated 6-2.

Why? On reason, according to this article: “… students might clog up bathrooms with toilet paper or could throw the soap at each other.”

Um… OK. Just don’t ask me to shake any of these kids’ hands. -ram

Posted in Miscellaneous

FROM: Robert
DATE: Friday April 21, 2000 -- 12:51:21AM
When I was in middle school (the same building as high school) or bathroom went without a door. The inside wasn't exactly totally open to the hall, but it definitely made you question the privacy you had while making use of the facilities.

When we asked why they never put a door up one of the administrators said that "some boys" had ripped it of years ago so they decided that we probably didn't deserve one. Yeah, that's the way you teach kids a lesson--make them pay for mistakes made years ago. I fuckin' hate Lake Braddock Secondary in Burke, VA and I always will.

FROM: Paul
DATE: Friday April 21, 2000 -- 2:28:11PM
The boys' bathroom in my Catholic grammar school didn't have any doors on the stalls. Gosh, you want to talk about something that sucks... that is it.

I don't think these were ripped off. I hope not.

FROM: Danny Zambrana
DATE: Tuesday April 15, 2003 -- 2:27:13 pm
You fuckers are pussys. just take a dump. I go to Lake Braddock too.

FROM: Ryan
DATE: Tuesday April 15, 2003 -- 2:39:37 pm
Now I see why you hated the school, Robert. Funny how illustrations of your point can show up three years after the fact.

FROM: Danny Zambrana
DATE: Wednesday December 1, 2004 -- 9:17:15 am
Ass fuckers. GO pack some fudge. Lake Braddock sucks my nuts. Fuck school plain out. CUNTS.

DATE: Saturday January 1, 2005 -- 2:19:41 pm

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