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July 11th, 2000

Clown Phobia

Through various blogs, news sites, etc. I’ve run across a number of clown-obsessed web sites in the last week:

And who could forget the wonderful Killer Klowns from Outer Space? Watch out for the cotton candy!

I think clowns actually work best when they’re evil (a la It). In fact, the bass player for some of my earlier recordings went by the name Sodomy the Clown — could there be anything scarier than that? -ram

Posted in Just Plain Odd

Rik Rok June 3, 2008, 1:19 am

Clowns can all fuck right off

Anon. July 5, 2008, 10:04 pm

Ugh ugh ugh. Hate them. They’re so creepy, I jsut cant bear to even look at them. Needless to say I dont eat in at Mcdonalds, or eat Mcdonalds at all.

sPaG October 25, 2008, 10:51 am

I’m terrified of clowns, dolls, mimes and puppets. Even child mannequins too.

There was this performance in my school and two clowns came out. They performed for about an hour. I sat with my head in my hands til they left. I was sweating like a dog and I was seriously about to cry. I almost went into a panic attack when my friends told me that the clowns were going to choose someone from the crowd to go on stage to play with them.


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