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July 11th, 2000

Clown Phobia

Through various blogs, news sites, etc. I’ve run across a number of clown-obsessed web sites in the last week:

And who could forget the wonderful Killer Klowns from Outer Space? Watch out for the cotton candy!

I think clowns actually work best when they’re evil (a la It). In fact, the bass player for some of my earlier recordings went by the name Sodomy the Clown — could there be anything scarier than that? -ram

Posted in Just Plain Odd

Rik Rok June 3, 2008, 1:19 am

Clowns can all fuck right off

Anon. July 5, 2008, 10:04 pm

Ugh ugh ugh. Hate them. They’re so creepy, I jsut cant bear to even look at them. Needless to say I dont eat in at Mcdonalds, or eat Mcdonalds at all.

sPaG October 25, 2008, 10:51 am

I’m terrified of clowns, dolls, mimes and puppets. Even child mannequins too.

There was this performance in my school and two clowns came out. They performed for about an hour. I sat with my head in my hands til they left. I was sweating like a dog and I was seriously about to cry. I almost went into a panic attack when my friends told me that the clowns were going to choose someone from the crowd to go on stage to play with them.

SERIOUSLY, WHO’D WANT TO PLAY WITH THEM?!

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