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July 12th, 2000

Darva Conger

Go away. Now. -pm

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DATE: Wednesday July 12, 2000 -- 12:38:36AM
Do you wonder if Rick Rockwell ever thinks "Damn, if I would have just picked [whoever his second choice was], I could have avoided all of this"?

FROM: Aaron
DATE: Wednesday July 12, 2000 -- 2:23:56PM
Who (or what) is Darva Conger?

FROM: Matt
DATE: Wednesday July 12, 2000 -- 2:57:46PM
I would have picked the black chick that was there. She wouldn't have been a stupid bitch like Darva.

FROM: Ryan
DATE: Wednesday July 12, 2000 -- 3:34:40PM
Aaron -- Darva Conger is the woman who "won" the "Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire?" show a few months back. The whole show was a big clusterfrick and the marriage practically ended before it started. Now Ms. Conger is posing in Playboy and Rick Rockwell (the supposed millionaire) is continuing his stand-up comedy rounds on the "Annulment Tour."

FROM: Robert
DATE: Wednesday July 12, 2000 -- 9:22:09PM
I've always said that I'll see just about any standup comedian. Rockwell's on my short black list. Talent is my main criterion.

FROM: Spoor
DATE: Wednesday July 12, 2000 -- 9:25:43PM
I think the point is if you read the interview ( yes some of us read the interviews) in Playboy. She wants this to be over and her 15 minuets to be done with. Only thing is as most of us know the Media just can't let it be. Ms. Conger has lost two jobs thanks to the Media hounds. All I want to know is when will it end? How far will it go? Who else has to die? But mostly who thinks up the names on the Beenie Babys??

FROM: Paul
DATE: Wednesday July 12, 2000 -- 9:52:55PM
I'd have sympathy for her 15 minute line if she hadn't said it months ago. But she did. She also said she'd never pose in Playboy, and not in a wedding gown - she dismissed that as tacky. And she did. I guess the money was just too much to resist.

She's in the same file with OJ, Jon Benet, and the other Media Creatures.

FROM: Robert
DATE: Wednesday July 12, 2000 -- 10:53:36PM
Darva lost her nurse job because she took too much time off. There was no one to blame but Darva.

FROM: Ryan
DATE: Sunday December 24, 2000 -- 8:27:32PM
Darva's name reminds me of the word "larvae."

FROM: Robert
DATE: Sunday December 24, 2000 -- 10:20:48PM
Oh no, Ryan! She was effectively dead but you resurrected her memory! Help!

DATE: Monday December 25, 2000 -- 10:43:35AM
Ryan's a tool of the media.

FROM: Maria
DATE: Monday December 25, 2000 -- 3:00:47PM
Actually, People magazine just declared her one of the 25 most intriguing people of the year. But then George W. Bush and Florida were also on the list.

FROM: Robert
DATE: Monday December 25, 2000 -- 5:28:01PM
Since when is Florida a people?

FROM: Matt
DATE: Monday December 25, 2000 -- 11:32:50PM
I think she meant the Man Who Met Andy Griffith from Florida. He sure was a blast for the Bundy's

FROM: Adam
DATE: Saturday January 19, 2002 -- 12:42:59 am
"I just want this whole thing to be over! So I'm going to go on a bunch of talk shows and tell people about it then I'll pose in Playboy. That will make people forget about me."

DATE: Saturday January 1, 2005 -- 2:35:58 pm

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