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October 30th, 2000

Jackass

Okay. I caught this show on MTV last weekend and TiVoed it. It’s got to be one of the oddest shows I’ve ever seen. It’s like Tom Green… only without one central personality and often without a point. Some sketches from the first show I saw:

  • Johnny Knoxville stands in a porta-potty which is turned upside-down and emptied into a dumpster.
  • Two guys shoot another guy with a stun gun, pepper spray, and a taser (this was actually blacked out for TV!)
  • A guy tries to skateboard down a nearly vertical slope and lands on his head.
  • Shopping cart races: two people sit inside a cart while a third pushes as fast as he can into a curb, and the two inside go flying.

I don’t get it, but it’s strangely appealing. -pm

Posted in Television, Movies, and Music

FROM: Ryan
DATE: Monday October 30, 2000 -- 9:07:50AM
Apparently, these are a bunch of videos originally shot for a Skate magazine or something... Matt can fill us in, I believe.

I really dig this show... total bottom of the barrel humor, but the one where a kid dedicates the whole day to punching his dad and tackling his mom had me rolling.



FROM: Robert
DATE: Monday October 30, 2000 -- 9:29:27AM
I am against it simply for the fact that it is not videos.



FROM: Paul
DATE: Monday October 30, 2000 -- 9:52:02AM
You've got to give up the idea of MTV being a Music Television network. That's MTV2 now. The "M" in MTV is probably now an abstract letter and stands for nothing.



FROM: Tony
DATE: Monday October 30, 2000 -- 12:57:40AM
M stands for mass media, I think....or at least thats the way it seems.



FROM: Robert
DATE: Monday October 30, 2000 -- 1:30:11PM
Close but no cigar...it stands for "moolah".



FROM: liz
DATE: Monday October 30, 2000 -- 1:30:46PM
they're sketches from skate videos and new ones, too. steve-o is from albuquerque.



FROM: Old Fezziwig
DATE: Monday October 30, 2000 -- 2:17:41PM
I happened across this show recently and I have to admit that it makes me laugh...I find it hard to change the channel when it's on.
I guess after a long day at work, idiotic simplicity is just what the doctor ordered.
Three of my favorite skits:
1. A guy swallows a goldfish and then attempts to throw it back up.
The goal here is to get the fish back up alive before it's digested. The other goal is to make the viewer gag. I have a pretty strong stomach but watching this made me have gag reflexes right there in my living room!
2. Man wrecks bicycle containing baby in baby seat.
I think this is my favorite - - this guy is riding a bicycle down the street in front of a busy sidewalk cafe (or anywhere there are lots of people). On the bike is a baby seat with a realistic looking doll in it. The rider purposely wipes out by hitting a parked car or the curb. He of course goes flying and the bike crashes to the pavement. Everyone around flies into a frenzy when they see the baby seat scrape against the cement. It's pretty cruel but I love seeing the faces of the bystanders. I'm perverse.
3. Man sets baby seat on the roof of the mini-van and drives off absentmindedly.
This is similar to #2 except the guy acts distracted while he is placing the baby carrier on the roof and looking for his car keys or having a conversation. He drives off while the doll is resting in it's seat on the roof. Bystanders run down the street yelling and waving their arms.

-Fezz
www.oldfezziwig.com




FROM: Tina
DATE: Monday October 30, 2000 -- 4:19:24PM
Who cares about the show - what's having TiVo actually like? Me and Cleatus the Slack-jawed Yokel wanna know!



FROM: Ryan
DATE: Monday October 30, 2000 -- 5:59:46PM
Tina -- It's like this and this (various scattered TiVo remarks on the second one.



FROM: Matt
DATE: Monday October 30, 2000 -- 9:20:26PM
Jackass are portions of "Big Brother Skate Videos." It's weird that its on tv now since this summer I was reading stuff about it in a magazine, and then my roomate had seen some this summer and was telling me about them.
Anyhow some things are funny, yet I think alot of stupid kids are going to try stuff they do and thats the sad part.
What I did see I liked like one skit, the bayseat on the bicycle was hillarious.
Other than that MTV still sucks



FROM: Robert
DATE: Thursday November 30, 2000 -- 3:15:19PM
I finally saw a good portion of this show a few days ago. I'm not usually one to put something down just for pushing the envelope, but the "bits" I saw were nothing but stupid gross-out humor. Give me "The Man Show" anyday.



FROM: Wee man
DATE: Tuesday February 27, 2001 -- 10:05:02PM
I just wanna say from alittle mans point of view you dont know us so shut the fuck up all you peeps out there that dont kiss my ass


-Weeman



FROM: The Bald Guy at Work
DATE: Wednesday February 28, 2001 -- 11:54:34PM
I keep watching this show, I don't know why. Then I tell this guy at work about it, only he doesn't even have t.v., but he tells me that it is probably all just fake and I will go Millie-Vanille and kill myself when I find out that my hero J. K. is a fake. I hate that guy at work!



FROM: J@ckArse
DATE: Monday March 5, 2001 -- 2:10:26PM
Wee man is the best! All you should go fuck urselves cuz this show kix ass



FROM: Robert
DATE: Monday March 5, 2001 -- 2:47:42PM
If we had tape of all of us fucking ourselves could we get it on Jackass?



FROM: Big Phil
DATE: Wednesday March 7, 2001 -- 8:08:14PM
If u dont like JACKASS there is something wrong with you it is the greatest show EVER and to evry1 who hates it can suck my balls



FROM: JOE
DATE: Wednesday March 7, 2001 -- 8:10:06PM
JACKASS=PERFECTION



FROM: Paul
DATE: Wednesday March 7, 2001 -- 10:29:47PM
Maybe the title of this Ping shouldn't be italicized, or maybe people are confused... don't act like a jackass; talk about the TV show Jackass.



FROM: Robert
DATE: Wednesday March 7, 2001 -- 11:38:37PM
Paul--What a burn! Sometimes I am sad that any jackass can find the Ping from a search engine.



FROM: Ryan
DATE: Thursday March 8, 2001 -- 12:19:47AM
As I was loading this Ping, Paul, I was thinking the exact same thing! I think the quality of the comments on this one are the lowest of ANY Ping thusfar. :)

But at least they're amusing.



FROM: Tony
DATE: Thursday March 8, 2001 -- 7:18:47AM
I am to apalled at the horrid conditions in which this ping lives...



FROM: Robert
DATE: Thursday March 8, 2001 -- 8:56:11AM
It's time we brought this topic back from it's brain-dead hell . . .

So, this Jackass show is awful. I'd rather watch a Strip Poker marathon than two minutes of that MTV-produced spew.



FROM: Paul
DATE: Thursday March 8, 2001 -- 9:08:52AM
As a postscript to my Ping, I have lost interest in Jackass. I think it got MTVized. The same goes for Fear - which I enjoyed the first few eps of. The new ones are far too MTV. Love that Viacom!



FROM: Ryan
DATE: Thursday March 8, 2001 -- 9:27:10AM
I admit that I laughed quite a bit at the first 3 or 4 episodes of Jackass, but then around Christmas time, the episodes started getting just plain boring. Watching a guy on a scooter going down a hill is only funny the first time... by the tenth time it's like, "Oh, I bet he's going to fall."

I agree, Paul, I have a feeling the negative MTV influence got to it.



FROM: chris
DATE: Wednesday March 14, 2001 -- 1:01:09PM
Jackass is a great source of entertainment, I enjoy making my own films. Without Jackass life woudn't be that great. Jackass for life.



FROM: Grant
DATE: Wednesday March 14, 2001 -- 1:04:34PM
The only reason I watch MTV is because of Jackass. All the rest is just shit. Jackass is great.



FROM: Sara
DATE: Wednesday March 14, 2001 -- 1:31:42PM
Damn that johnny knoxville is hot...that show is really fucked up....i love it.



FROM: Robert
DATE: Wednesday March 14, 2001 -- 4:03:05PM
So, Sara, how did you feel about seeing him get a colonic? Did that just make you want him more?



FROM: Sara
DATE: Wednesday March 14, 2001 -- 4:56:34PM
nah, but i was feeling for him during that. i was uncomfortable just watching them stick that in his ass



FROM: Caleb
DATE: Friday March 16, 2001 -- 9:43:49PM
All Jackass is, is a watered down version of CKY and CKY2K. Grant it, Jackass is the funniest show on television right now, but none can truly compare to Bam Margeras CKY's. I mean, whats funnier than wiping shit on your friends face while hes sleeping???



FROM: Scott
DATE: Saturday March 17, 2001 -- 6:37:57PM
You all suck fatties. Jackass is the best show ever. And even if the guy does fall the tenth time you don't know how he'll fall or what he'll hurt. Jackass rules.



FROM: Scott again
DATE: Saturday March 17, 2001 -- 6:43:57PM
Oh ya I forgot something. If you haven't seen the skit where they dig a hole and phil manergara mows right into it make sure you do. Its the best skit yet. Just another reason why jackass rules you fatties.



FROM: Robert
DATE: Sunday March 18, 2001 -- 12:59:57AM
I know Scott and, dude, you are not Scott. Charlatan!



FROM: Sara
DATE: Monday March 19, 2001 -- 7:39:56PM
Did anyone else read somewhere that when Raab was taking a crap in the street his former high school principal drove by. The principal had suspended Raab during his high school days after he completed a dare pitched by Bam to shit in someone's locker.



FROM: Robert
DATE: Tuesday March 20, 2001 -- 10:48:11AM
Does Raab drive a Saab? He should.



FROM: Scott
DATE: Tuesday March 20, 2001 -- 5:53:22PM
I am scott



FROM: jason
DATE: Friday March 23, 2001 -- 6:00:47PM
No, for I am Scott



FROM: Scott
DATE: Thursday April 12, 2001 -- 6:44:37PM
NO, i am scott. what the hell is wrong with you?



FROM: guy
DATE: Friday April 13, 2001 -- 6:08:41AM
Just shut the fuck up, you "I think I'm too cool for anyone" pussies. "I hate jackass", "Mtv is shit, that show is spew". These are the comments by a self proclaimed sarcastic intellectual sub culture of fucking dorks that comment on fucking pings. What the is this anyway. I came upon this page and couldn't stop reading because I'm in awe over such delusions of grandeur, by nobodys. Scott who the hell are you man. And you other fuckers what the hell, moulder dies on X-files and you all decide to pretend to be sarcastic and cool. Well have fun in your dead end lives guys. Have fun with your fake pussies, and your dreams of moulder coming back and your dreams of your mothers bending over doing the dishes. have a swell time .



FROM: Paul
DATE: Friday April 13, 2001 -- 7:19:25AM
LOL!!!!!!!!

And they say the American educational system is doomed. Take that!



FROM: Confused
DATE: Monday April 16, 2001 -- 3:11:26PM
GUY, why are you rambling about the x files on a jackass ping site?
sounds like someone has an infatuation.
oh and by the way, your posting a comment on this site makes you a hypocrite, and a fucking retarded one at that.



FROM: Ryan
DATE: Monday April 16, 2001 -- 5:24:53PM
This Ping is like a limbo bar: how low can we go?



FROM: Robert
DATE: Tuesday April 17, 2001 -- 1:31:27PM
I think "guy" likes me. Does anyone know his phone number (wink wink)?



FROM: Guy
DATE: Tuesday April 17, 2001 -- 3:20:22PM
yeah, im totally into the gay thing...wanna butt fuck later?



FROM: Robert
DATE: Tuesday April 17, 2001 -- 4:19:12PM
Guy--Your email address doesn't work.



FROM: Guy
DATE: Wednesday April 18, 2001 -- 2:51:13PM
My fault, try this one (wink, wink)



FROM: Sara
DATE: Wednesday April 18, 2001 -- 2:57:28PM
allright guys, this isn't a dating service. try the personals



FROM: Scott
DATE: Thursday April 19, 2001 -- 7:37:20PM
Guy, you are a fag. And if you came upon this site by accident and thought it was so dumb then why would you look at it and add a comment? And what is even worse is that you come back to write more comments after the first time. You call us geeks when you watch x-files, the geekest show ever. Why don't you go play with your chemistry set Guy. Obviously you think your too cool for everyone else by what you say. Those are also some great insults "go play with your fake pussies" and "dream about your mother bending over doing the dishes." Sorry but I think I can speak for everyone when I say we don't care what you do on your spare time.



FROM:
DATE: Saturday April 21, 2001 -- 2:26:02PM
i remember the good old days when this site was used to discuss jackass...



FROM: crazy~horse
DATE: Wednesday April 25, 2001 -- 1:35:24AM
so i see in the news that some "jack-ass" got mowed down by his freinds in a car. not sure what he was attempting, but it involved him standing in the middle of the road while his this car sped at him. on the last taping, he apparently forgot to move out of the way and got smacked...hard...flew like a fuckin rag doll. Broke all kinds of bones. this is the crap you think is so funny? this is what entertains you? fuck it...this country's doomed. baby boomers, gen-x...now its generation idiot. it's no wonder the rest of the world thinks we're a bunch of over fed, spoiled rotten retards...we are...



FROM: Poop
DATE: Wednesday April 25, 2001 -- 4:02:24PM
please, we've all heard this since we've been in pre school, and its true: its all fun and games until someone gets hurt



FROM: Madison
DATE: Wednesday April 25, 2001 -- 4:40:13PM
About the kid getting run over by the car.. MTV said they never showed a person getting hit by a car on Jackass, does anyone remember a episode of someone getting run over, i dont..



FROM: Madison
DATE: Wednesday April 25, 2001 -- 4:52:07PM
anybody know some good jackass websites? ive been trying to find some info about the guys and so far its been impossible..



FROM: Madison
DATE: Wednesday April 25, 2001 -- 4:52:22PM
anybody know some good jackass websites? ive been trying to find some info about the guys and so far its been impossible..



FROM: Lenny
DATE: Thursday April 26, 2001 -- 5:03:50PM
Jackass rules and everyone knows it and if some dumbass tries to act like them and gets hurt its their fuckin fault they brought it upon them selfs because someone who gets hit by a car is not a jack-ass they are a re-tard



FROM: Robert
DATE: Friday April 27, 2001 -- 10:23:36AM
someone who gets hit by a car is not a jack-ass they are a re-tard

Don't you mean, "someone who lets themself get hit by a car"? In that case, I would agree.



FROM: Ryan
DATE: Friday April 27, 2001 -- 10:54:45AM
Link by way of Zannah, this news story has video clips from the video in question.



FROM: Robert
DATE: Friday April 27, 2001 -- 12:03:33PM
They ran the video numerous times on the Daily Show last night. Ouch! What a dumbass.



FROM: Mel
DATE: Sunday April 29, 2001 -- 2:10:32AM
I didn't realize that Jackass had such a following and such poetic defenders... The first couple of episodes were funny, and after that it was OK. But really, what am I missing? What about it would cause such chat-room like people bashing?



FROM: Brooke
DATE: Monday April 30, 2001 -- 4:28:13PM
I was so happy when they showed the interview w/ johnny & chris cornell sunday night when they talked about the recent copycat incidents related to jackass. i thought johnny explained his side well.



FROM: Ryan
DATE: Monday April 30, 2001 -- 4:35:06PM
Mel -- People just love to complain and argue. Fact is: whether or not you like JACKASS, people need to take responsibility for their own actions instead of blaming it on "the evil television," music, or movies.



FROM: Mel
DATE: Monday April 30, 2001 -- 5:22:19PM
Ryan -- Amen! I really am shocked at what people blame on TV and other media. I heard on the news the other day that some shoe company had to pull an ad showing a guy jumping across several lanes of traffic because someone went out and tried it - and died. (sigh) As for Jackass it's nothing but a bunch of, well, Jackasses. How can anyone take that stuff seriously?!?



FROM:
DATE: Tuesday May 1, 2001 -- 3:32:58PM
you guys are the best one of these days ill be on your show i do some crazy stuff too like mexican snow boarding and crazy skateboarding stuff like that



FROM: K8
DATE: Tuesday May 1, 2001 -- 6:09:41PM
why do i get the feeling that the guy above will be on tv shortly because he broke his neck while mexican snowboarding? do people learn nothing from others mistakes?



FROM: Madison
DATE: Wednesday May 2, 2001 -- 4:48:46PM
Nevermind, i found a good jackass website absolutjackass.com, tell you all about the guys and has pics too



FROM: willy
DATE: Wednesday May 2, 2001 -- 6:10:56PM
face it, some ppl think jackass is fun to watch, some don't. some ppl are idiots enough to perform the "stunts" with out looking in to and planning everthing before performing them, and the rest have an IQ of >50.

I could agree with the fact that the time the show airs is abit of misstake if you don't want kids to see the show, but still the show is not intended for kids, as it clearly states, and anyone clever/old enough to read can see that these stuns are not to be tried at home.

and if you can read (and understand) the disclaimer and still perform the "stunts" well I guess you'll fall in the category of the ones matching an IQ <50.

welcome to dailyping, you've read a post by willy himself.



FROM: Scott
DATE: Wednesday May 2, 2001 -- 7:08:19PM
And about that kid in KY what makes it even worse is that he had his frieds drive the car into him going 45mph. The cops just assumed it was for jackass the kids didn's say they were going to send it in. Those kids are so dumb.



FROM: willy
DATE: Wednesday May 2, 2001 -- 7:24:39PM
true, and even though if they would/should, it clearly says in the series that no submissions will be opened nor played



FROM: Meri-Jane
DATE: Saturday May 5, 2001 -- 7:19:40PM
All you people that don't like Jackass are stuck up pieces of shit with no sense of humor what-so-ever. No one cares what you think, so go talk shit about something else



FROM: Ryan
DATE: Saturday May 5, 2001 -- 10:56:16PM
I wonder if Meri-Jane smokes Mary Jane?



FROM: Ryan
DATE: Saturday May 5, 2001 -- 10:56:21PM
I wonder if Meri-Jane smokes Mary Jane?



FROM: Robert
DATE: Sunday May 6, 2001 -- 12:12:31AM
She must be. Otherwise, she wouldn't condemn only opinions different from her own.



FROM: Brooke
DATE: Sunday May 13, 2001 -- 10:49:58AM
i think i parked my car next to phil margera at the 711 near me!! well, most likely it wasnt him, but hey, we're all free to dream...



FROM: Brooke
DATE: Tuesday May 22, 2001 -- 3:17:24PM
i saw phil margera again! at the same 711! my friend was driving me by..and there he was...its not so farfetched becuase i live about 20 minutes away from west chester.
next time ill have my camera, maybe ill get a peek at bam...



FROM: Zajic
DATE: Thursday May 24, 2001 -- 5:38:06PM
I think Jackass Is Cool. I know not to do any of this stuff.



FROM: cocker
DATE: Tuesday May 29, 2001 -- 2:49:43PM



FROM: Bitch
DATE: Thursday May 31, 2001 -- 10:34:54PM
WHY DON'T U BITCHES GET OVER BEING SO MATURE ALL THE TIME AND ADMIT U GOT NO SENCE OF HUMOR.



FROM: Ryan
DATE: Thursday May 31, 2001 -- 11:42:49PM
I'll admit I don't have a sense of humor if you admit you don't have a "CAPS LOCK" key and a dictionary.



FROM: Paul
DATE: Thursday May 31, 2001 -- 11:46:07PM
What, exactly, is a "sence"?



FROM: Brer
DATE: Friday June 1, 2001 -- 7:13:48AM
damn...that was pretty random. does anyone know what she is talking about



FROM: Robert
DATE: Friday June 1, 2001 -- 9:37:25AM
WHY DON'T U BITCHES GET OVER BEING SO MATURE ALL THE TIME AND ADMIT U GOT NO SENCE OF HUMOR.

Maybe s/he meant to say a "seance of humor". I'm having one of those this weekend. We're going to channel Groucho, Phil Hartman, and Chris Farley.



FROM: SillyMonster
DATE: Wednesday June 6, 2001 -- 3:05:08PM
oh man, now i wanna go iceblocking...



FROM: madison
DATE: Saturday June 9, 2001 -- 2:01:30AM
anyone see knoxville on the MTV awards? he said it was a rumor that jackass was cancelled and it wasnt true thats good



FROM: Brer
DATE: Saturday June 9, 2001 -- 2:18:28PM
Johnny also said at the mtv awards that their cd had been cancelled, anyone know why?



FROM: madison
DATE: Wednesday June 20, 2001 -- 11:30:48PM
that sucks the cd was cancelled!! gees noone ever writes on here



FROM: Andrew
DATE: Monday June 25, 2001 -- 3:37:32AM
I personally think jackass kix ass cuz all u otha pussies out there trying to copy them suck hairy dick!!!!!!



FROM: Andrew
DATE: Monday June 25, 2001 -- 3:37:45AM
I personally think jackass kix ass cuz all u otha pussies out there trying to copy them suck hairy dick!!!!!!



FROM: scott b
DATE: Tuesday June 26, 2001 -- 5:18:03AM
wait......oh yeah, this show sucks



FROM: madison
DATE: Wednesday June 27, 2001 -- 9:48:33PM
then why are you on this message board if the show sucks? Hmm



FROM: Ryan
DATE: Thursday June 28, 2001 -- 9:32:59AM
I always get such a thrill when I notice there's a new post on the Jackass Ping. I can always count on a thought provoking, intelligent discussion.



FROM: scottie b
DATE: Friday June 29, 2001 -- 5:10:55AM
yo ryan - provoke smoke slut

hahahaha bitch



FROM: madison
DATE: Saturday July 7, 2001 -- 4:28:23AM
oh so funny and oh look someone is using sarcasim!!



FROM: Cat
DATE: Sunday July 8, 2001 -- 1:57:27AM
You know, I bet there's a sociology paper in this somewhere.



FROM: Tony
DATE: Sunday July 8, 2001 -- 2:03:32PM
This is obviously the dark alley of the ping universe....filled with rejects and crackheads.



FROM: Cat
DATE: Monday July 9, 2001 -- 12:12:25PM
Don't forget the hooker with the heart of gold. She's gotta be around here somewhere...



FROM: Kate
DATE: Monday July 9, 2001 -- 10:39:50PM
I love how you guys think your funny



FROM: Paul
DATE: Monday July 9, 2001 -- 11:04:54PM
What about my funny? Don't talk about my funny that way....



FROM: Cat
DATE: Tuesday July 10, 2001 -- 12:16:16PM
Paul's funny is funny.



FROM: Kate
DATE: Wednesday July 11, 2001 -- 3:52:49PM
Umm..in your opinion maybe



FROM: Paul
DATE: Wednesday July 11, 2001 -- 4:32:13PM
Actually, Kate, Cat's right. It was proven in the landmark 1998 case McAleer v. The State of Illinois in which it was demonstrated, beyond reasonable doubt, that my funny was funny.

Also, my grammar was classified as "above average", and my ego too.



FROM: Ryan
DATE: Wednesday July 11, 2001 -- 5:37:16PM
Paul -- but wasn't that verdict overturned in 1999 in The State of Confusion v. McAleer? I could have sworn it was, based on that movie with Nancy McKeon that I saw on Lifetime...



FROM: Cat
DATE: Thursday July 12, 2001 -- 10:49:39AM
That movie was filmed in Portland at the courthouse where I used to work!

Oh wait...no...that was the one with Michael McKean...

Also, I didn't think the entire case was overturned. It was only the ego ruling that was being challenged.



FROM:
DATE: Thursday July 12, 2001 -- 11:20:01AM
Guys, do me a favor and take a walk in a park or something...hell, just get outside for an hour.



FROM: Ryan
DATE: Thursday July 12, 2001 -- 11:22:01AM
I think you may have left your name in the park when you were last there...



FROM: Madison
DATE: Thursday July 12, 2001 -- 1:00:50PM
How in the hell did it go to Jackass to Michael Mickean?



FROM: Ryan
DATE: Thursday July 12, 2001 -- 3:28:17PM
Paul, I must confess, I'm In love with you. And all you lucky people got to witness my coming out here, on the Jackass Ping!



FROM: Ryan
DATE: Thursday July 12, 2001 -- 3:30:12PM
It's nice to see that some people in here have so much time on their hands...my sexual preference is of no concern to any of you



FROM: Ryan
DATE: Thursday July 12, 2001 -- 5:16:07PM
Ahhh... so nice when people post as me. :)



FROM: Cat
DATE: Friday July 13, 2001 -- 10:49:53AM
At least they were careful about their grammar, even if the brand of humor gave them away.

Can't have everything.



FROM: Madison
DATE: Monday July 16, 2001 -- 12:51:46AM
I love Jackass, what do you people love?



FROM: Dylan
DATE: Monday July 16, 2001 -- 11:38:51AM
There was an article about bam in the July 15 edition of the Philadelphia Inquirer



FROM: Madison
DATE: Monday July 16, 2001 -- 7:42:42PM
Dont live in Philadelphia..damn



FROM: Dylan
DATE: Tuesday July 17, 2001 -- 12:34:05PM
you can read the article at absolutjackass.com



FROM: Madison
DATE: Wednesday July 18, 2001 -- 12:49:32AM
I love you



FROM: Dylan
DATE: Wednesday July 18, 2001 -- 11:19:36AM
i do what i can...



FROM: Madison
DATE: Thursday July 19, 2001 -- 7:38:14PM
I will have your baby



FROM: Bill
DATE: Saturday July 21, 2001 -- 6:31:44AM
No Im having it



FROM: Dylan
DATE: Saturday July 21, 2001 -- 10:47:31AM
Whatever floats your boat



FROM: Bill
DATE: Saturday July 21, 2001 -- 4:34:11PM
Noone writes on here except Madison and Dylan...hahaha



FROM: Dylan
DATE: Sunday July 22, 2001 -- 11:50:36AM
Have you noticed that too?
Well, we're just enjoying this while it lasts, i heard this is the last season of Jackass. The 15 minutes are almost up...



FROM: Madison
DATE: Sunday July 22, 2001 -- 6:15:52PM
Gee that made my day real good! Thanks...



FROM: Bill
DATE: Sunday July 22, 2001 -- 11:37:41PM
Kissin in a tree...K-I-S-S-I-N-G



FROM: 2 high 2 remember
DATE: Monday July 23, 2001 -- 4:34:19PM
this shit is long



FROM: Madison
DATE: Monday July 23, 2001 -- 4:53:13PM
okay...the name says it all



FROM: Paul
DATE: Monday July 23, 2001 -- 10:26:26PM
Anytime anyone ever tells me about their lack of faith in modern education systems, and their disdain for America's youth, I visit this Ping.

I wrote the Ping, and since then, it has made me proud. The early comments, often filled with sharp wit, have slid into lengthy essays - clear examples of critical, insightful remarks, marvelous rationale, and some even exhibit a sense of humor Ryan or I would never dare strive for.

Clearly, this Ping has spurred on a series of comments, visitors, and insights far superior to my original writings. I hope that every one of you succeeds, and succeeds well, both in your writing and in life.



FROM: Bill
DATE: Monday July 23, 2001 -- 10:52:01PM
I pity the sarcastic



FROM: Madison
DATE: Saturday July 28, 2001 -- 1:00:25AM
I think I am the only alive one writing on this board now



FROM: Dylan
DATE: Sunday July 29, 2001 -- 2:19:20PM
Gumball rally tonite ;)



FROM: Madison
DATE: Monday July 30, 2001 -- 8:49:05AM
He's alive!!



FROM: Wondering
DATE: Monday July 30, 2001 -- 3:51:32PM
I've never heard of Jackass before reading today's Daily Ping. I have neither TV nor Cable. I don't think I will find it funny, and it seems that people who thought it was funny early on no longer find it funny. What should I do? Btw, MTV doesn't play videos anymore?



FROM: Matt
DATE: Monday July 30, 2001 -- 5:35:55PM
Number 1: mtv stopped playing videos years ago
Number 2: just because some people dont waste their time commenting here doesnt mean they still dont watch Jackass (i think you'll see i commented a while ago, and even though i havent in a while i am now to prove you wrong)
Number 3: since youve never seen the show i wouldnt say that you dont find it funny. how would you know if its funny or not?



FROM: Dylan
DATE: Monday July 30, 2001 -- 7:16:08PM
Damn...



FROM: Madison
DATE: Monday July 30, 2001 -- 8:28:02PM
Happy campers aren't we?



FROM: Ryan
DATE: Monday July 30, 2001 -- 8:38:17PM
We keep Matt on a steady diet of anti-depressants, but it still doesn't work.



FROM: Matt
DATE: Tuesday July 31, 2001 -- 3:34:49AM
Oh Ryan that is the other Matt that bit my style. I was wondering if you were talking about something old I had posted, since I hadn't posted what you were telling me recently. Now I see it is the fakematt. We shall call him diet matt or lameversiono'matt



FROM: Ryan
DATE: Tuesday July 31, 2001 -- 9:08:37AM
Maybe we can do Matt and Meca...?



FROM: Madison
DATE: Tuesday July 31, 2001 -- 4:45:49PM
How about Matt and Mutt



FROM: Madison
DATE: Friday August 3, 2001 -- 12:48:56AM
Now not everyone write back



FROM: Sara
DATE: Sunday August 5, 2001 -- 11:22:49PM
i can't believe brad pitt was on jackass! i thought it was a joke at first...



FROM: Dylan
DATE: Monday August 6, 2001 -- 11:27:34AM
ya, when his name came up during the night monkey skit i thought they were kidding too, until he took his mask off.



FROM: Matt
DATE: Tuesday August 7, 2001 -- 2:17:16AM
I hadn't read this post or the responses since I first did in October. It shocks me how many lameass rednecks, who just crawled out of their trailer parks hit up discussions of something so lame. Jackass will go the way of the DoDo soon, and I will be happy. remember Buzzkill? or even Tom Green? maybe not, those were much better shows on Viacom tv.



FROM: Madison
DATE: Tuesday August 7, 2001 -- 4:32:32PM
Hi Matt, im so glad to see such a cheerful face on this message board, lameass rednecks? you can't deny it your one of us..



FROM: Paul
DATE: Tuesday August 7, 2001 -- 4:51:32PM
Don't talk about Matt's "one of us" that way. His "one of us" may get offended!

Why should we IM "so glad", Madison?



FROM: Dylan
DATE: Tuesday August 7, 2001 -- 7:06:09PM
::groan:: gotta love this ping's sharp wit and humor....



FROM: Matt
DATE: Wednesday August 8, 2001 -- 2:16:41AM
Madison,
I believe I may not be one of you. However, if "your" one enjoy the status.



FROM: Madison
DATE: Wednesday August 8, 2001 -- 9:10:13AM
Believe in what you want. Does anyone that writes on this Ping actually enjoy Jackass? I do



FROM: Matt
DATE: Thursday August 9, 2001 -- 1:12:40AM
Actually I enjoy the creative things that don't involve fecal matter or beating oneself up. I think I tend to dislike the teenage obsessed fans that post about it though.



FROM: Madison
DATE: Thursday August 9, 2001 -- 4:16:19AM
And why are you on this Ping? That's what Jackass is about..fecal matter and beating oneself up, and teenage obsessed I dont see any around here



FROM: Meeka
DATE: Thursday August 9, 2001 -- 1:26:19PM
!*!*!my booty to bootlicious for ya babe~*~ ill shake my jelly the way you want



FROM: Amed
DATE: Thursday August 9, 2001 -- 7:30:35PM
Jackass good show. very funny



FROM: madison
DATE: Sunday August 12, 2001 -- 11:36:12PM
please dont sing that song



FROM: Ryan
DATE: Tuesday August 14, 2001 -- 11:37:52AM
Prankster Johnny Knoxville leaves MTV

Oddly, this was reported in the Knoxville News-Sentinel.



FROM: Greg
DATE: Wednesday August 15, 2001 -- 10:19:00AM
It's true! It's going off the air. Now MTV has room for educational and spiritually fulfilling programming. Either that or why don't we just get two red-neck teenagers beating eachother with small farm tools. It could become as popular as wrestling!



FROM: COTO
DATE: Wednesday August 15, 2001 -- 10:23:47AM
please dont sing that song



FROM: Dylan
DATE: Wednesday August 15, 2001 -- 12:08:00PM
i can't believe i get back from vacation to find that not only is jackass ending, but i missed the last episode as well!



FROM: Madison
DATE: Wednesday August 15, 2001 -- 9:13:38PM
Same here, and I also heard that they will continue to show old episodes but be greatly cut out. If you have AOL they did a article all about it in the news probably under entertainment



FROM: steffo
DATE: Thursday August 16, 2001 -- 1:39:58PM
how many jackass exist??????



FROM: Ryan
DATE: Thursday August 16, 2001 -- 2:59:10PM
About as many people that reply to this Ping, I'd say...



FROM: Meeka
DATE: Thursday August 16, 2001 -- 6:11:29PM
Your just calling yourself a jackass also by saying that



FROM: Ryan
DATE: Friday August 17, 2001 -- 7:19:59AM
Mighty clever!

BTW, I found an "e" and an apostrophe over here on the floor. Did anyone lose them?



FROM: Paul
DATE: Friday August 17, 2001 -- 9:19:55AM
Someone did loose them, Ryan.



FROM: Rob
DATE: Friday August 17, 2001 -- 10:27:36AM
Their not lost. Their just hiding over hear.



FROM: Dylan
DATE: Friday August 17, 2001 -- 11:58:27AM
I didn't realize that schools took grammar out of the English curriculum.



FROM: Madison
DATE: Saturday August 18, 2001 -- 6:37:27AM
I didn't realize how many bitter old men write on this Ping.



FROM: Madison
DATE: Monday August 27, 2001 -- 12:02:28AM
The show is dead so I guess the Ping is too



FROM: lizard
DATE: Wednesday September 12, 2001 -- 5:53:54PM
no need for death........ go out and get yourselves Landspeed presents CKY...better than jackass, except there is no johnny knoxville..



FROM: Ryan The Freak
DATE: Thursday September 13, 2001 -- 4:45:42AM
For those of you needing your Jackass fix - check out the next best thing (which is even better in some ways)

http://ww.Krackhorse.com

Here's their description:
Krackhorse is a collection of videos combining stupidity with pain and total strangers.
Featuring Adam, Cole & their misadventures in society.

Hope you enjoy it as much as I do!
-- Ryan The Freak



FROM: eli mccay
DATE: Wednesday September 26, 2001 -- 10:05:49PM
jackass needs to be put bac on the air it kicked ass......... so put it bac on



FROM: bam fan
DATE: Sunday September 30, 2001 -- 10:46:34AM
i think that people who hate this show are ass monkeys big time god damn



FROM: Paul
DATE: Sunday September 30, 2001 -- 11:04:58AM
Ass Monkeys... isn't that a band?



FROM: dave
DATE: Sunday September 30, 2001 -- 11:33:12AM
I think you mean Ass Ponies.



FROM: Ali
DATE: Tuesday October 9, 2001 -- 11:26:43AM
Jackass is possible the funniest show I have ever seen . Johnny Knoxville and Bam totally rule .

If you don't like this show you must be mad!!!



FROM: natasha
DATE: Monday October 22, 2001 -- 3:25:51PM
I love steveO and Johnny! I cant't get enough of the show.I wish they had a home video!



FROM: STACEDA SHEEP
DATE: Wednesday November 21, 2001 -- 12:04:11PM
I LOVE BAM + RYAN!!!!!!!!!!
XXXXXXXXXXXXXX



FROM: STACEDASHEEP LUVS RYAN N BAM
DATE: Wednesday November 21, 2001 -- 12:07:09PM
I THINK U SHU MAKE SUM BOX SETS OF VIDEOS FOR US SO WE CAN WATCH THEM OVA AGEN AND SUM TEE SHIRTS 4 US WID ALL UR FACES ON OVA ERE IN BRITAIN!!!!!!!!!!



FROM: Ryan
DATE: Wednesday November 21, 2001 -- 2:15:49PM
How about, instead, I make up t-shirts with my face on them? No Bam, but you get Ryan!



FROM: Paul
DATE: Thursday November 22, 2001 -- 11:11:56AM
Only if it's got a word balloon that says, "Yo, I'm Laze" attached to it. $20.



FROM: a big fan of jackass
DATE: Monday November 26, 2001 -- 9:52:27PM
I LOVE!!!!! jackass i mean its such a sweet show!!!! i think its sad that it had to end but it was smart they did casue they could be making more money elsewhere, doing the same things! i also think its cool that steveo and wee man and a few of the other guys are doing a tour!! LOL i saw one of the shows and it was awesome!!! if the guys are out there, you rule!!!!!



FROM: fresh
DATE: Tuesday November 27, 2001 -- 1:30:48PM
knoxville wont be on any longer but a funny one was where he tested out the cup nad got a paint ball shot @ it kids kicked him a Q ball dropped for 5 stories and various other torture things



FROM: dave
DATE: Friday December 28, 2001 -- 3:51:28PM
why was this kept alive for so long?



FROM: Steve\'o Kenevo
DATE: Monday January 21, 2002 -- 10:39:26 am
it's treu i'm gay, sorry guy's



FROM: joe
DATE: Saturday February 9, 2002 -- 2:36:52 pm
i think jackass is the best show on TV right now. BUt i heard some news that wee-man was dead. Can anyone comment on this as i thought he was a graet addition to the show.



FROM: mark
DATE: Monday February 11, 2002 -- 11:25:29 am
how died from the jackass theme?



FROM: Rat On The Scum
DATE: Tuesday February 12, 2002 -- 7:20:25 pm
Jackass contains sketches taken from the CKy (Camp Kill yourself) videos. These could probably be regarded as a little more "hardcore" than jackass, but I wouldn't say they're any funnier (assuming you find Jackass amusing in the first place). They're basically a mixture of skateboarding, music from the band CKy, and various sketches performed by Bam Margera, who appears on Jackass. Smearing shit on sleeping buddies, urinating into sleeping bags as retaliation, getting hit by a car at the end of the credits.
I wouldn't bother checking out the CKy videos, but I just thought I'd explain some stuff.



FROM: Marvin
DATE: Wednesday March 13, 2002 -- 2:01:25 pm
yall are the best e-mail me if u have bam margeras phone number mna



FROM: Marvin
DATE: Wednesday March 13, 2002 -- 2:02:47 pm
Why did they cancel jackass thats what i heard someday im going to make video like yall i do right now but they are not on the air



FROM: U wish u were me
DATE: Sunday March 17, 2002 -- 10:57:37 pm
I live bout 5 mins away from bam n 1 time me n friends watched him skate wit mike maldando on his mini pipe in his back yard through these trees it was so nice



FROM: Ryan
DATE: Monday March 18, 2002 -- 12:10:53 am
Stalker.

If you're stalking anyone, it should be Bill Kirchenbauer on HIS half pipe in HIS backyard.



FROM: Ellen
DATE: Wednesday March 20, 2002 -- 7:40:03 am
Its da fucking bomb johnny knoxville is hilarious just shows that you have to have some bit of humour in you to laugh its deadly



FROM: Mike Kraft
DATE: Wednesday March 27, 2002 -- 6:25:35 pm
Hey i need bams e-mail because me and my friends started a video like cky called gfy Go Fuck Yourself and i want to tell him about it so e-mail me if you want to hear more about the video or you have his e-mai thanxs



FROM: Paul [E-Mail]
DATE: Wednesday March 27, 2002 -- 7:09:45 pm
Mike, I love your mac and cheese meals.



FROM: Ryan
DATE: Wednesday March 27, 2002 -- 11:38:37 pm
And his e-mail indicates that he's a murderer!



FROM: maik
DATE: Wednesday April 3, 2002 -- 10:17:31 am
I have 2 know if wee man is dead is he? tell me



FROM: sean
DATE: Tuesday April 9, 2002 -- 4:30:03 pm
no fortunetly wee man is not dead

jackass was unfortunetly taken off the air and we all know that jackass has been trying everything to get back on and so far they have had some good news that they might have a chance to begin the show once more. bam created videos that are just as funny as the show (cky, cky2k, cky3) most of you probobly know that and that he is in the process of filming a new movie as well as planning cky 4. jonny knoxville will most likely no longer be in the jackass series but he is planning to become a movie star. all of the people who are creating videos that are like cky hopefully are being like jackass and cky and not putting there lives on the line. plus those people who are creating videos like cky and jackass are violating copyrights (people who are planning to tell bam i dont think it is an idea that he will pass) good luck jackass and i hope that it is soon put back on mtv so there is actually a show worth watching on that channel.



FROM: Robert [E-Mail]
DATE: Wednesday April 10, 2002 -- 1:20:33 pm
When does this get put into Dumb-ass Mode?



FROM: Ryan
DATE: Wednesday April 10, 2002 -- 4:54:38 pm
One of the unwritten rules of "Dumb Ass Mode" is that the Jackass Ping exists to be a clearinghouse for everything jackass (lower-case) related.



FROM: Paul [E-Mail]
DATE: Wednesday April 10, 2002 -- 6:51:33 pm
The other rule about dumb-ass mode is that you don't talk about dumb-ass mode.



FROM: your mom
DATE: Thursday April 11, 2002 -- 1:29:42 pm
all you guys are fucking retarded



FROM: Robert [E-Mail]
DATE: Friday April 12, 2002 -- 12:31:31 am
Why would my mom say that?



FROM: Greg
DATE: Friday April 12, 2002 -- 12:19:57 pm
I rarely hear my mom swear. And now she's showing up on The Daily Ping calling me a "fucking retard". Wow, I am going to have to give her a call and appoligize for being a fucking retarded.



FROM: brent
DATE: Monday April 22, 2002 -- 11:55:30 am
you crazy americans crack me up.....
i know i probably missed this while scrolling down your extra long chat page thing,but is steve o dead?
also,had had had had had a bad word. only works if had's your name though.



FROM: brent
DATE: Monday April 22, 2002 -- 11:57:42 am
heh, heh, "mom",heh,heh,



FROM: Fred
DATE: Wednesday April 24, 2002 -- 4:27:05 pm
Steve-o is dead, he broke his neck



FROM: shit
DATE: Wednesday April 24, 2002 -- 7:18:51 pm
for real someone that really knows is steve o dead?



FROM: shit
DATE: Friday April 26, 2002 -- 10:31:18 pm
i have the coolest name in the world



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DATE: Monday April 29, 2002 -- 1:28:18 pm
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FROM: shit
DATE: Monday April 29, 2002 -- 7:41:12 pm
what the fuck someone answer me if you are sure is steve o dead



FROM: sean
DATE: Tuesday April 30, 2002 -- 1:50:29 pm
ive heard rumours about jonny knoxville being dead. is it true?



FROM: Darren
DATE: Friday May 3, 2002 -- 4:50:41 pm
i have some sources and jonny knoxville is dead!



FROM: fresh
DATE: Saturday May 4, 2002 -- 3:09:59 am
yall are idiots steve o and knoxville arent dead



FROM: Some guy
DATE: Monday May 6, 2002 -- 5:19:37 pm
I like pie and margera



FROM: Holly
DATE: Saturday May 11, 2002 -- 6:43:14 am
Of course they arn't dead, those things are just stupid rumours, if they really die then yu'llknow about it with out a doubt!
And Some guy I like pie and Margera too! LOL



FROM: j@ckass is the best [E-Mail]
DATE: Monday May 13, 2002 -- 12:15:44 pm
ive hered rumeres in school that jonny Knoxville is dead cas he tried a sky dive and opened his parachute to late:::::
--------------is this true-------------

plz answer me cause hes great and is wee man dead.



FROM: Greg
DATE: Monday May 13, 2002 -- 12:45:16 pm
I can't believe they're going to make this into a movie. The fall of western civilization...



FROM: i am sparticus
DATE: Tuesday May 14, 2002 -- 7:04:46 am
ok dudes here goes, im not gay!



FROM: i am sparticus
DATE: Tuesday May 14, 2002 -- 7:07:42 am
ooo the muffib man the muffin mmmmmmmmmmm he tastes sooooo good ooooooo a sqerrill yummmm



FROM: i am sparticus
DATE: Tuesday May 14, 2002 -- 7:08:48 am
the muffin man the muffin man mmmmmm he tastes sooo good oooooooooo a sqirrell chase the sqirrell oooooooooo fun



FROM: i am sparticus
DATE: Tuesday May 14, 2002 -- 7:09:21 am
IM NOT GAY



FROM: i am sparticus
DATE: Tuesday May 14, 2002 -- 7:10:44 am
i love my mum



FROM: Paul [E-Mail]
DATE: Wednesday May 15, 2002 -- 8:34:07 am
Greg: just think, though, all of the people in this Ping who are Jackass fans will pay $9 to see it. Now, imagine the Ping as a segment of the American population... the thing will be box office gold.



FROM: DirtyMinx
DATE: Thursday May 16, 2002 -- 10:18:16 am
hey guys! im a new hot chick 2 this site! im totally in love with SteveO!! he is the best! god i mean HOW horny can u get??? not much more i expect!



FROM: j@ckass fan who sk8\'s
DATE: Saturday May 18, 2002 -- 6:42:53 am
please please tell me is jonny knoxville dead.



FROM: k8
DATE: Sunday May 19, 2002 -- 3:21:34 pm
i am from england. how can i get hold of the cky videos without having 2 order off the internet. JACKASS RULES!



FROM: k8
DATE: Sunday May 19, 2002 -- 3:24:49 pm
no, knoxville is alive. so is weeman and steve-o



FROM: shit
DATE: Monday May 20, 2002 -- 10:12:11 pm
there is a way to get cky videos for free k8, you download kazaa, from www.kazaa.com if you dont already have it, then you go into the thing that says search and go to the video part and type in cky you can get them all, all three cky's that is, there is also a few jackass episodes for download. this works best if you have high bandwith and if you dont do it with high bandwith it will still dload but it will take forever because it is real big


this is me and some of my friends doing jackass type shit www.soldier-net.com/dumbass
watch them they are pretty funny



FROM: Marcus Mackey
DATE: Tuesday May 21, 2002 -- 1:21:46 am
Ahhh yes, but I'd recommend downloading KaZaA Lite because KaZaA uses Adware and Spyware to track what you do (as does the new Morpheus preview). ;-) KaZaA Lite is a hack that eliminates all of that, along with the ubiquitous Bonzai Buddy b.s. which is also spyware. Ingenious how a cute, furry, animated monkey friend is put out there to do some ad companies and KaZaA's parent company's dirtywork by trying to get moolah.

Now, if I could just figure out what program I inadvertently installed that keeps firing these stupid banner ads up even when IE is exited... and uninstall it. Adware = the new crap of the 2k's... might just have to backup and reinstall Windows; lord knows I could use to go to NTFS anyhow.

btw, no I don't watch Jackass, and I am not amused by it... but I ain't holding it against anyone, anymore than people that like to shove redhot pokers up their rectum. Then again... that'd make one hell of a Jackass episode...



FROM: spud
DATE: Tuesday May 21, 2002 -- 2:05:08 pm
thank god wee-man, knoxville and steve-o aren't dead they're ace as fuck!!!



FROM: k8
DATE: Tuesday May 21, 2002 -- 2:40:16 pm
how come they hav'nt put jackass videos out yet? does anyone know when the movie is out?
oh yeah, thanx shit 4 that info



FROM: jonny-oh-shit
DATE: Friday May 24, 2002 -- 11:49:55 am
jackass is awesome. if you guys like jackass, check out the cky videos and the Steve-o video. those videos kick fuckin ass. shit im up for hurtin myself for a little laugh.



FROM: A very big fan
DATE: Wednesday May 29, 2002 -- 8:55:30 pm
bam is my fav skater and i love the shit he does. I have all of jackass's shows on my computer and all the cky videos (except the new one coming out) and they all are fucking funny as shit. jackass is on at 11:00 to 12:00 on mtv1 on sunday nights if u want to watch it.



FROM: Johnny knoxville
DATE: Monday June 17, 2002 -- 7:08:29 am
shit you guys can talk about Jackass.two years of fuckin' talk.and all you wanna know is if Steve o still walks upright.its true that Steve o had an accident.he was knocked unconcious and was without air for around 20 minutes.this was one time we had to get the cops involved through choice.Steve o's in a pretty deep sleep and has been for a while,but we think the painless one will get back on his stilts someday.listen to the end of the Jackass credits......Steve o's spirit is still here in every stunt we pull.love Knoxville



FROM: Newsflash
DATE: Monday June 17, 2002 -- 10:06:21 am
What's the news, i heard the entire Jackass and Cky crew were killed in a planned aeroplane crash, over the Atlantic, whilst promote their movies and Jackss the movie. It was on the news last night!



FROM: Jofa
DATE: Saturday June 22, 2002 -- 4:20:46 pm
Jackass is the best american show ever. And that´s a fact. Johnny Knoxville is not dead. Trust me...



FROM: fletcher
DATE: Saturday June 22, 2002 -- 5:37:44 pm
yo, this is fletcher representing the UK crew. Just to say that we love jackass over here and why the fuck do all americans think that all english people are soft, posh fags?



FROM: cindy
DATE: Thursday June 27, 2002 -- 3:18:19 pm
I think the show jackass is the greatest it is so funny and I LOVE THE Stuff they do with the people on the street. that is the best . .. The good thing about this show is wathcing the sexy men and laughing at the same time..it cant get any better then that..love cindy



FROM: cindy
DATE: Thursday June 27, 2002 -- 3:31:31 pm
jonny knox why the hell do you have to be so fuk.... sexy wow i just want to jump on you..and take advantage hint hint..



nerds... January 18, 2007, 11:07 pm

( . Y . )

jackass rules

johnny knoxville April 8, 2007, 4:04 pm

fuck off jackass number 2 wil tell ya wee man is alive

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