Browsing through New York’s Village Voice, it’s hard to miss the many pages of escort ads. The following tantalizing ad caught my eye:

I was thinking that perhaps we could play “Put a Caption to the Picture,” but, really, could anyone do any better than “Perky wanna Lick?”
Apologies if I ruined anyone’s Thanksgiving appetite. -ram
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DATE: Thursday November 23, 2000 -- 1:05:01PM
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