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November 23rd, 2000

Perky Wanna Lick?

Browsing through New York’s Village Voice, it’s hard to miss the many pages of escort ads. The following tantalizing ad caught my eye:

Perky wanna Lick?

I was thinking that perhaps we could play “Put a Caption to the Picture,” but, really, could anyone do any better than “Perky wanna Lick?”

Apologies if I ruined anyone’s Thanksgiving appetite. -ram

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