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January 9th, 2001

Ouch

Should any of you guys ever feel especially macho and tough, take just three seconds to read the headline of this story from Taiwan (link via Obscure Store) and you’ll be whimpering like a puppy.

All I can say is that I’d hate to see their workout sessions. -ram

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FROM: Paul
DATE: Tuesday January 9, 2001 -- 7:22:29AM
Well, it's no skin off my...

er, never mind.



FROM: Robert
DATE: Tuesday January 9, 2001 -- 11:33:17AM
I feel better about myself knowing I'd never risk my junk like that.



FROM: Tina
DATE: Tuesday January 9, 2001 -- 12:49:47PM
"Some doctors call the training dangerous, saying that hanging weights to the penis or testicles and swaying the weights can break the penis."

You can "break the penis"? I didn't believe it at first, but there really IS a bone in there! Wow.



FROM: Old Fezziwig
DATE: Tuesday January 9, 2001 -- 4:32:26PM
Yes Tina, it can 'break' which will disturb the flow of blood to that area....which means no more 'pitching the tent'. I've heard of cases where this happened during sex because the female partner was on top and was a little too rough or the couple tried a unique position and snapped the little soldier right in half.
Happy camping!
-Fezz
www.oldfezziwig.com



FROM: Robert
DATE: Tuesday January 9, 2001 -- 5:10:26PM
All of this talk makes me want to cry.



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DATE: Saturday January 1, 2005 -- 3:05:23 pm



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DATE: Saturday January 1, 2005 -- 3:05:27 pm



Ryan January 8, 2012, 8:20 pm

In case you’re reading this many years later wondering, “What WAS that headline?”

It was “Taiwan men to pull Boeing B747 plane with their penises.”

Yeah, ouch.

Story is here if you want to read it: http://web.archive.org/web/200101240350/http://www.theage.com.au/breaking/0101/08/A12263-2001Jan8.html

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