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March 9th, 2001

Final Meal, Part 2

Final Meal, Part 2

Have you ever just totally forgotten something? Like um… how I forgot today was my day to do the Ping? Sorry for the delay. 🙂

As a follow-up to my previous Ping on the subject, here is a story of another prisoner’s final meal. This one is unique, though: his mom will be cooking his final meal in the prison kitchen. She won’t be there for his execution, though.

I wonder if she’ll make him clean his plate… -ram

Posted in Just Plain Odd

FROM: Robert
DATE: Friday March 9, 2001 -- 12:41:28PM
So his mom is not going to be there but 10 other relatives and friends will? If I'm going to be executed I definitely don't want anyone I care about there.

The funniest line is this story:
If the sentence was [sic] commuted, Bivins said his 114-year sentence would mean he would spend the rest of his life in prison. "I can't live like this," he said.

Obviously! Did this guy expect there was a chance of getting out of paying for his crime?



FROM: Monica
DATE: Friday March 9, 2001 -- 7:11:02PM
One of my friends here says that if he's ever diagnosed with a terminal illness and given a very specific amount of time left to live, he'd go and get totally screwed up on as many illegal (and legal too) substances as possible.
So I wonder if they'd give some wonderful, pink-elephant-on-crack drug, one that made you hallucinate, to a death-row person before he/she died.
Or if the person asked for a certain type of brownies... or something.



FROM: Robert
DATE: Friday March 9, 2001 -- 7:38:18PM
Legend has it that Aldous Huxley (the guy who wrote Brave New World) had his wife inject him with pure LSD on his deathbed. Wicked.



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DATE: Saturday January 1, 2005 -- 3:11:48 pm



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