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March 10th, 2001

I shot the shepherd (but I did not shoot no deputy)

I feel I must warn you of this. Sheep are now shooting people. The next time you pass a sheep, look deep into its eyes and think: am I looking into the eyes of a murderer? -pm

Posted in Miscellaneous

FROM: Robert
DATE: Saturday March 10, 2001 -- 12:37:09AM
And with an unlicensed gun no less! Outrageous!



FROM: Woolie
DATE: Saturday March 10, 2001 -- 12:37:46PM
This is just the beginning. "Accident" my wooly ass. That guy had been asking for it for years. Go here, do this, do that...and what he did to my sister!

Humans are through bossing us around. Take heed! This is the day of sheep!

BAAAAA!



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DATE: Saturday January 1, 2005 -- 3:11:55 pm



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