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April 26th, 2001

A Bit for My Non-Existant Stand-Up Comedy Routine

I tell ya, we Americans are all about productivity. Work hard! Play hard! Do everything at once! It’s crazy. I was sick recently and it didn’t even stop there – the cough medicine I bought told me it could make my coughs more productive! I gotta tell ya, when we want the things that represent illness to do more, something is really really wrong!

Thank you! Try the salad! -pm

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FROM: Ryan
DATE: Thursday April 26, 2001 -- 9:16:42AM
*tap* *tap* *tap*

Is this thing on?



FROM: Robert
DATE: Thursday April 26, 2001 -- 11:56:39AM
Hey, where's that waiteress? I need a refill!



FROM: Dave
DATE: Saturday June 23, 2001 -- 10:35:42PM
I just threw a tomato at my computer!



FROM: David
DATE: Monday August 6, 2001 -- 2:06:55AM
I think you've been drinking a little too much cough syrup.



FROM: ???????
DATE: Monday August 6, 2001 -- 2:10:00AM
that was the worst fucking stand up routine Ive ever heard!!



FROM: Paul
DATE: Monday August 6, 2001 -- 7:41:38AM
An impressive mix of grammar and emotion.



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