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April 26th, 2001

A Bit for My Non-Existant Stand-Up Comedy Routine

I tell ya, we Americans are all about productivity. Work hard! Play hard! Do everything at once! It’s crazy. I was sick recently and it didn’t even stop there – the cough medicine I bought told me it could make my coughs more productive! I gotta tell ya, when we want the things that represent illness to do more, something is really really wrong!

Thank you! Try the salad! -pm

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