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May 9th, 2001

Oreos, Part 6: The Ultimate Oreo

I realize this is really “Oreos, Part 10” if you include Paul’s three Oreo-related Pings and his most recent Pings to Do. But I don’t care.

A couple weeks ago Paul and his significant other sent me a card with a little girl sitting at a table. In front of her was a plate of empty Oreo tops and bottoms and one gigantic, four foot high Oreo. Little did Paul know that about the time he was buying this card, I had a very similar idea brewing in my mind.

You’ll remember that I mentioned Sm’oreos a few weeks back. Well, that particular night there were three leftover oversized Oreo cookie top/bottoms. Can you see where this is going?

Yup. The other night, Huyen took a full package (minus five or six cookies) of Double-Stuf Oreos and created The Ultimate Oreo:

Click to enlarge to a frightening size.

Keep in mind — that is not ice cream… it’s the real deal. To get a better perspective on its size, I’m providing another picture.

The nutritonal information would look something like this:

Nutrition Facts
Serving Size 1 Ultimate Oreo
Servings Per Container 1
Amount Per Serving
Calories 2000                                   Calories from Fat 900
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 100g                 &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp                           6%
          Saturated Fat 20g              &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp             100%
Cholesterol 0mg                          &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp               0%
Sodium 2100mg                     &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp                   84%
Total Carbohydrate 270g       &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp                   90%
          Dietary Fiber 13g           &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp                   26%
          Sugars 7g
Protein 13g
*Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000-calorie diet.


Posted in Food and Beverage, The Oreo Family

FROM: Matt
DATE: Wednesday May 9, 2001 -- 12:54:19AM
Does it come in suppository form?

FROM: Robert
DATE: Wednesday May 9, 2001 -- 8:49:48AM
This is the freakin' Holy Grail.

FROM: Robert
DATE: Wednesday May 9, 2001 -- 9:34:37AM
I just made that picture my wall paper. It will remain until the temptation beats me to death.

DATE: Wednesday May 9, 2001 -- 9:37:35AM
You're just begging for a heart attack.

FROM: corey
DATE: Wednesday May 9, 2001 -- 1:24:56PM
heeheee.. that's friggin AWESOME! i guess all those muick sculpture classes came in handy for huyen!

it's oreoporn!

FROM: Robert
DATE: Wednesday May 9, 2001 -- 1:41:08PM
Oreoporn? Now we're talking. I mean, now we're snackin'.

FROM: Ryan
DATE: Wednesday May 9, 2001 -- 3:00:52PM
Corey -- Heheh... I wonder if Muick would have thrown this one out the window?

Oreoporn... I guess I should bring up the new product idea I mentioned to Paul yesterday: Oreolas.

FROM: Paul
DATE: Wednesday May 9, 2001 -- 3:47:18PM
Let me make it clear that "Oreolas" was mentioned in professional conversation, and not in any other capacity.

The Ultimate Oreo? It's not as big as Ryan's head, but it's pretty close!

DATE: Wednesday May 9, 2001 -- 6:00:05PM
I'm trying to figure out how the hell you would mention "Oreolas" in a professional capacity.

FROM: Ryan
DATE: Wednesday May 9, 2001 -- 8:38:58PM
I waited to see if anyone would catch on to the obvious marketing push that would go on behind the Oreolas:

They come with their own milk!

OK. I'll shut up now.

FROM: Robert
DATE: Wednesday May 9, 2001 -- 9:10:23PM
There was a great joke on Son of the Beach last night:

The German lifeguard meets a mermaid who tells him her name is Areola. "Areola", he says, "I love how that feels on my tongue!"

FROM: dave
DATE: Monday May 14, 2001 -- 10:36:26PM
I saw an ad today for Oroes with fudge-flavored creme in the middle. Sacrilege!

FROM: Robert
DATE: Tuesday May 15, 2001 -- 4:23:28PM
They should make cookies n cream Oreos.

FROM: Robert
DATE: Thursday May 31, 2001 -- 11:49:13AM
Ryan--Are you going to put up pics of your progress eating the Giant Oreo?

FROM: Ryan
DATE: Thursday May 31, 2001 -- 3:30:13PM
If others would like to see it, sure.

I'm about halfway done. :)

FROM: Ryan
DATE: Friday June 1, 2001 -- 9:34:13AM
For Robert, by request.

FROM: Robert
DATE: Friday June 1, 2001 -- 9:35:29AM
Thanks, dude. But, I saw it in person on Monday so the pic is really for other Pingers.

And Wu Tang is for the children.

FROM: Hacinto
DATE: Tuesday November 5, 2002 -- 11:07:43 pm
Thanks a lot. I just got done eating a package of oreos, and wanted to come online to search for nutrional facts for them. When I found and opened you page, I had to run to the bathroom to puke. That's nasty man.

FROM: heeeeheeee!!!!!!!!
DATE: Saturday November 8, 2003 -- 6:00:32 pm

FROM: Dave Walls [E-Mail]
DATE: Sunday November 9, 2003 -- 2:01:19 pm
The Ultimate Oreo: Still a part of a cholestrol-free diet! Whoooo!!

FROM: Andrea
DATE: Monday April 26, 2004 -- 12:59:17 pm
even though people think i'm crazy i'm in love w/ oreos!!! the ultimate oreo is awesome!!!!!!!!

FROM: Ryan
DATE: Tuesday October 5, 2004 -- 11:30:52 am so suposed to be in lunch right now. im 'researching' stuff and i come accross this site...

its beautiful

DATE: Saturday January 1, 2005 -- 3:20:21 pm

FROM: stan
DATE: Monday May 23, 2005 -- 5:18:24 pm
that is so nasty omg its like smorcrap do you no wat a actual oreo is made out of! but oreo porn is pretty cool

doctor mario February 7, 2008, 4:58 pm

HOLEE CRAP thats big
i’d love to own one

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