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December 7th, 2001

T.G.I. Appletuesdays (or Ruby Fridaybee’s)

Here’s my theory:

Ruby Tuesday, Applebees, and T.G.I. Friday’s are all connected by underground tunnels to a single kitchen, where they serve up the exact same crappy food in each restaurant. There are always one of each very close to each other and walking inside of one of them is like walking inside of any of them.

And slightly off-topic: the most annoying advertising campaign going on right now (besides the “keep America rolling” campaign”) is the Applebee’s “Eatin’ Good In Your Neighborhood,” where Applebee’s attempts to sell themselves as a “neighborhood hangout” where the locals gather. Please. If people want that, they go to a diner. -ram

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