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Fred "Rerun" Barry once commented here.

August 14th, 2002

Goin’ to Court

I have never gone to court.

Well, a real court, anyway. I did appear once in a low-level court, to plead not guilty to the charge of operating a motor vehicle on private park land. But that’s about it. I’ve never had to deal with the ferocious lawyers, the bright lights, the jury, the audience, or the judge.

But I’m wondering if any of our Pingers have. You see, I’m a little weary of this, as my personal site is called phonezilla. Will zilla survive? Will I have to go to court? These are the trying questions.

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