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November 30th, 2002

Absence of Ping

The Ping decided to sleep in today, and ended up attending an important function. So what did you do in place of the Ping?

Posted in Television, Movies, and Music

FROM: Monica
DATE: Saturday November 30, 2002 -- 10:34:44 pm
Hey Paul--did you get any snow down there? Snow and cold are good reasons to sleep in.

FROM: Ryan
DATE: Saturday November 30, 2002 -- 11:07:18 pm
I ate some sweet pickles, wrote with a free pen, and then studied the history of Nickelodeon.

FROM: Robert [E-Mail]
DATE: Sunday December 1, 2002 -- 12:51:41 am
I finalized my shit list.

FROM: Paul [E-Mail]
DATE: Sunday December 1, 2002 -- 11:58:06 am
We didn't get much snow, Monica. In fact, almost all of it is now gone. Viva la Christmas!

FROM: Marcus Mackey
DATE: Thursday December 5, 2002 -- 7:17:14 am
Watched Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life"... if I couldn't "Ping" with ya'll, at least I could watch them "get the machine that goes 'Ping!'" ;)

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