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February 18th, 2003

Top Ten Things to Do During a Blizzard

10. Turn on the TV and get the all-too-surprising weather forecast
9. Shovel, shovel, shovel
8. Convert the number of inches of snow to the metric system
7. Make the biggest snowman in the entire free world
6. Take pictures of the white tile in your bathroom, and post them on your website as “whiteout conditions”
5. Figure out where you parked your brand new 2003 white Chevy Tracker
4. Start planning to take over the world
3. Drool over the current temperatures in Alaska
2. Sleep
1. Eat rice pudding!

Posted in Just Plain Odd, Weather

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