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April 5th, 2003

Paul’s Poopiest Ping

Honestly, Paul’s had some pretty bad Pings in the past. I realize I’m not batting 1.000 (though pretty close, and my slugging percentage is way up there), but I swear… this guy has had some doozies. Darva Conger was pretty awful and who really cared about Bionic Arts? But the lamest Ping of all from Paul was Absence of Ping, which came on a day where the lack of importance of the Ping in Paul’s life really shined through. He didn’t write his Ping until late in the evening, and when he did, it was as stupid as his face. Jeez — if you’re going to be late with a Ping, at least make up for it with a good topic!


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