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April 5th, 2003

Paul’s Poopiest Ping

Honestly, Paul’s had some pretty bad Pings in the past. I realize I’m not batting 1.000 (though pretty close, and my slugging percentage is way up there), but I swear… this guy has had some doozies. Darva Conger was pretty awful and who really cared about Bionic Arts? But the lamest Ping of all from Paul was Absence of Ping, which came on a day where the lack of importance of the Ping in Paul’s life really shined through. He didn’t write his Ping until late in the evening, and when he did, it was as stupid as his face. Jeez — if you’re going to be late with a Ping, at least make up for it with a good topic!

Lam3r.

Posted in Just Plain Odd

FROM: Paul
DATE: Saturday April 5, 2003 -- 10:12:13 am
You want to see a good topic? Is that what you want? I think I can come up with one. Or ten. How about all of the awful Pings you've done?

I mean, I work hard. I'm getting married in a little under two months, and am working my butt off. By far the last thing I'm thinking about is how to make you happy.

Batting 1.000? Pffft. More like .240.

I thought we were friends. You're acting like a dope.



FROM: Robert [E-Mail]
DATE: Saturday April 5, 2003 -- 10:24:34 am
Are you kids starting a "Ping divorce" angle or something? :-P



FROM: Chris [E-Mail]
DATE: Saturday April 5, 2003 -- 10:30:18 am
Maybe we can do some American Idol type of thing to pick a new Pinger.



FROM: Ryan
DATE: Saturday April 5, 2003 -- 11:28:31 am
Don't talk to ME about busy, Paul. Grow up and take some responsibility for once.



FROM: towinlovinit
DATE: Saturday April 5, 2003 -- 1:38:55 pm
Now, now, we already have a war going on. Don't need two.



FROM: Dave Walls
DATE: Saturday April 5, 2003 -- 1:49:34 pm
April Fools Day was on the 1st, not on the 5th. Nice try.

They can't all be gems.



FROM: Paul
DATE: Saturday April 5, 2003 -- 5:17:14 pm
Grow up and take some responsibility for once.

Fine talk, Mr. "Poo".



FROM: Paul
DATE: Saturday April 5, 2003 -- 10:16:35 pm
Nice how Ryan also chose not to defend himself.



FROM: jk
DATE: Saturday April 5, 2003 -- 10:43:22 pm
truce! truce!

I don't even know you guys and this is breaking my heart.



FROM: Ryan
DATE: Sunday April 6, 2003 -- 3:38:37 pm
Shut your hole, Paul. Seriously.



FROM: Paul
DATE: Sunday April 6, 2003 -- 9:44:33 pm
Sound advice from someone who never learned when to shut his own.



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