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April 6th, 2003

Ryan’s Ripest Pings

Yesterday, Ryan intelligently chose to highlight what he thought were low points in my Ping career. Turnabout is fair play, so it’s time for laughing boy to get a taste of his own medicine.

The best part is that I didn’t have to go very far in the past to see a bad Ping by Ryan. Come on, American Idol? I thought he had taste. And the oh-so-sly Bush reference… ugh.

But that wasn’t as bad as The Pingless Ping. What? No Ping for us? Has Ryan gotten too big for his britches? Too important and self-righteous for the Pingers out there who (unfortunately) hang on his every word? Sure seemed like it. His actions have even stunned Pingers into silence before.

And if I see one more lame Ping about Oreos, stuff he’s got on his porch, or the type of orange juice he likes (Mr. Fancy Schmancy)… don’t get me started.

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