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April 20th, 2003

Shorts Weather

The weather in Chicago has been quite wacky lately. It snowed about 2 weeks ago, and the following week it was 80 degrees. Yesterday it was 75, and it’s going to be a lot cooler sooner.

But whenever seasons change, there’s always the temptation to jump the gun and wear shorts. Always. But do you wear shorts? It’s a big risk in a place such as Chicago; it could be cold by the late afternoon, or you could look foolish.

I’m curious if any Pingers have been able to break out the shorts yet. Especially those in colder climates. Me? No way – it’s a fashion faux pas, and I am highly concerned about fashion.

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