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June 3rd, 2003

Finish the Sentence

Complete this sentence in your own unique way: “I don’t get it. They can put a man on the moon, but they can’t…”

Posted in Everyday Life

FROM: Greg
DATE: Tuesday June 3, 2003 -- 9:18:23 am
...make Joe Piscapo funny.



FROM: Rob [E-Mail]
DATE: Tuesday June 3, 2003 -- 9:37:31 am
... have sex with a yak.



FROM: JULESLADY
DATE: Tuesday June 3, 2003 -- 12:30:51 pm
... plant something in Iran that will make the war seem necessary



FROM: Greg C
DATE: Tuesday June 3, 2003 -- 3:44:56 pm
...implant a chip in my brain to make me see through clothing.



FROM: Game Show Man Joe [E-Mail]
DATE: Tuesday June 3, 2003 -- 3:46:06 pm
...revive The Joker's Wild. (I can fix that...)



FROM: Ryan
DATE: Tuesday June 3, 2003 -- 5:07:19 pm
Joe -- Amen on that. And if I may add: "... resurrect Jack Barry."



FROM: jk
DATE: Tuesday June 3, 2003 -- 10:10:20 pm
...eradicate static cling.



FROM: Robert [E-Mail]
DATE: Tuesday June 3, 2003 -- 10:44:57 pm
...balance the moon on a man.



FROM: IanC
DATE: Wednesday June 4, 2003 -- 8:34:10 am
...put George W Bush there.



FROM: Stevie Gee
DATE: Wednesday June 4, 2003 -- 1:46:30 pm
...stop our president from saying "nucular" when he means "nuclear."



FROM: Stevie Gee
DATE: Wednesday June 4, 2003 -- 1:49:56 pm
...make a Dr. Pepper-flavored hard candy.

...make Vick's Formula 44 cough syrup taste good.

...tell the difference between former Secretary of State Madeline Allbright and Grandpa Munster.

...get my restraining order lifted.



FROM: Dave Walls [E-Mail]
DATE: Wednesday June 4, 2003 -- 6:46:32 pm
...get a Philadelphia sports team to win a championship. (Help me, please)



FROM: juleslady
DATE: Thursday June 5, 2003 -- 12:16:20 pm
spell colour



FROM: karli and rachel
DATE: Friday June 6, 2003 -- 9:56:05 am
i like peas



FROM: Katy
DATE: Sunday June 8, 2003 -- 10:23:17 pm
... make him stay there.



FROM: Andrew Schroy
DATE: Thursday July 3, 2003 -- 12:43:34 am
...revive Fun House without JD Roth.



FROM: stan
DATE: Tuesday December 16, 2003 -- 12:49:02 pm
put a man on me



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