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June 9th, 2003

Another fill-in-the-blank…

Here’s some more “complete this sentence” fun for you Pingers… today’s is “I don’t feel like I can start my day until…”

Posted in Everyday Life

FROM: Rob [E-Mail]
DATE: Monday June 9, 2003 -- 10:27:05 am
... I wake up and get out of bed.

Man, this one was EASY.



FROM: Greg
DATE: Monday June 9, 2003 -- 10:54:33 am
... I get in a good scratch.



FROM: jk
DATE: Monday June 9, 2003 -- 12:33:16 pm
...I know what day it is.



FROM: Monica
DATE: Monday June 9, 2003 -- 12:48:57 pm
... I brush my teeth.

Happy Birthday, Robert!!



FROM: Chris
DATE: Monday June 9, 2003 -- 1:01:21 pm
I drink a large mug of coffee



FROM: Stevie Gee
DATE: Monday June 9, 2003 -- 2:14:12 pm
...I check in with my parole officer.

...my "morning missile" subsides.



FROM: Rob [E-Mail]
DATE: Monday June 9, 2003 -- 3:16:29 pm
Steve, launch that baby. Launch it!



FROM: Greg C
DATE: Monday June 9, 2003 -- 4:19:13 pm
...count to 100.

Okay so I'm insane, but when I'm lying in bed putting off getting up, I always count to 100 right before getting out of bed. I suppose it's to make sure my mind is awake enough to count and not hallucinate waking dreams.



FROM: Matt
DATE: Monday June 9, 2003 -- 4:20:59 pm
Until I wish Robert a happy birthday!!



FROM: Robert [E-Mail]
DATE: Monday June 9, 2003 -- 5:34:18 pm
Seriously, I was going to write "...until someone wishes me a happy birthday," and more than one someones already had! Hot damn!



FROM: dave
DATE: Monday June 9, 2003 -- 5:34:37 pm
...I hit the snooze bar precisely six times.



FROM: Dave Walls [E-Mail]
DATE: Monday June 9, 2003 -- 6:54:54 pm
Greg,

You're not insane, I count myself in the morning, but for me, I do it to get myself up..or at least try..

"Okay, I'm gonna get up in one minute...60, 59, 58........3, 2, 1....ok, another 60 seconds.....60, 59, 58.."



FROM: jk
DATE: Monday June 9, 2003 -- 11:24:21 pm
Dave W, I think that would put me BACK to sleep. I do stuff like that to fall asleep.

I dream of (no pun intended!) a day when I can get up without hitting the snooze a couple times.



FROM: Ty
DATE: Tuesday June 10, 2003 -- 12:04:32 am
...I turn my radio on. It runs my mind until it's awake enough to go on by itself.



FROM: ed
DATE: Tuesday June 10, 2003 -- 6:39:38 am
until i have some nice bong hits, then im on my way.



FROM: Paul
DATE: Tuesday June 10, 2003 -- 8:12:38 am
...until I pee. Really, nothing starts till then.



FROM: rita
DATE: Friday June 13, 2003 -- 3:26:21 pm
i won't good until i thank god that i got up today



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