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June 11th, 2003

Moment of Panic

mom?ent?of?pan?ic n. 1. opening your eyes on a workday and reading “10:30” on your clock, not realizing you changed the time by accident when turning your alarm off; 2. walking into the men’s room and realizing that your fly is already down; 3. while driving, looking away from the road for a second and looking back to see the car in front of you braking and as you rapidly approach.

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