The Daily Ping

FROM: Mike [E-Mail]
DATE: Wednesday June 11, 2003 -- 9:47:22 am

Hearing from your girlfriend/fiancee/wife, "I'm late."

FROM: Dave Walls [E-Mail]
DATE: Wednesday June 11, 2003 -- 10:17:37 am

Soo...Ryan...I was gonna ask you how your morning was going.....but now....

Worst Moment of Panic: Forgetting something that your girlfriend/wife wanted you to remember, and trying to fake like you know.

Her: "Honey, do you know what today is?"

You: "Umm..sure I do, do you remember?"

Her: "You forgot, didn't you?"

You: "No, no..I just wanted to surprise you later on, that's all.."

This line of dialogue can be used for faking knowledge of a conversation that you had with her, but have forgotten, as well. You can thank me later...if you remember.

FROM: Chris
DATE: Wednesday June 11, 2003 -- 10:38:47 am

Being out in public somewhere with your kids, and suddenly losing sight of them in a crowd.

FROM: Ty
DATE: Wednesday June 11, 2003 -- 12:14:32 pm

Driving to campus and realizing that your 10 page term paper was due THIS Wednesday.

FROM: Ryan
DATE: Wednesday June 11, 2003 -- 12:45:06 pm

Dave -- only #1 happened this morning. The other two happened... before. :)

FROM: Dave Walls [E-Mail]
DATE: Wednesday June 11, 2003 -- 1:17:04 pm

Ryan --

Good thing for you. If all those things
happened on a Wednesday, I would
HATE to be around on a Monday. ;-)

FROM: Rob [E-Mail]
DATE: Wednesday June 11, 2003 -- 1:36:29 pm

1. Waking up and seeing 9:00 on the clock... then realizing it's a weekend day.
2. Looking in your rear view mirror and seeing a rather large truck right behind you not braking when everyone else is.
3. Waking up and realizing that you slept through your alarm on the morning of finals in college (luckily, I barely made it in time).

FROM: Chris
DATE: Wednesday June 11, 2003 -- 4:59:12 pm

I actually missed a final in college - just flat out had a mind fart and forgot to go to it. That induced panic. However, it turned out the prof had done the same thing in college so he let me make it up

FROM:
DATE: Wednesday June 11, 2003 -- 7:21:36 pm

got up and went to bed!

FROM: paige
DATE: Wednesday June 11, 2003 -- 7:23:17 pm

had a GREAT DAY! ((((NOT!))))

FROM: PAIGE!
DATE: Wednesday June 11, 2003 -- 7:25:53 pm

I LIKE YOU MARY KATE AND ASHLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A NICE FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FROM: jk
DATE: Wednesday June 11, 2003 -- 10:04:56 pm

My moment of panic happens when I dream that it's finals week, and I forgot to go to a certain class alllllll semester.

FROM: Ryan
DATE: Thursday June 12, 2003 -- 9:22:54 am

My moment of panic comes when I realize that people like Paige (see above) are allowed out of the house.

FROM: Old Fezziwig
DATE: Friday June 13, 2003 -- 3:17:43 pm

Flying past a hidden state trooper/police while going well over the speed limit.
Even worse yet, doing the above and not seeing the cop until he's flashing his blue & reds in your rearview mirror.

FROM: Zigfried
DATE: Saturday June 14, 2003 -- 11:45:54 pm

hearing the words "hillary clinton" and "presidential candidate" in the same sentence.

FROM: zigfried
DATE: Sunday June 15, 2003 -- 2:08:15 am

strike that. hearing the words "hillary clinton" and "playboy pictorial" in the sentence is definitely worse. much worse.

FROM: Dave Walls [E-Mail]
DATE: Sunday June 15, 2003 -- 11:31:15 am

My God, I'm gonna be sick.